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ATTENTION: Unless you know the whole situation... keep your mouth shut..

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#ReasonsWhyWeDontGetAlong I just hate everyone.

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#MistakesBoysMake thinking its okay to talk to multiple girls at the same time.

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The best curve on a girl is her smile (: Lol just kidding, look at that ass.

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If you wouldn't make her a wife, then don't make her a mother

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Now that Fall is here, do you think all the girls with duck-faces will fly south for the winter?

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#IveAlwaysWantedToTellYou That you're ratchet.

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White Guy: Babe you cold? Heres my jacket. Black Guy:You cold? Ain't nobody Tell yo ass to come outside with no jacket, tryna be cute!

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No officer I wasn't drunk driving, I was swerving on them hoes.

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Somewhere In the hood, a 5yr old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"

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That awkward moment when a hoe tries to give relationship advice.

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?HeY dUdE wHaTs uP?!? uhhhh Bitch, is your caps lock having a seizure?

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#10CommandmentsOfTwitter Thou shall not assume every tweet is about them.

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My ex? Yea I'd still hit that....with a bat.

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Only black people act like "dark skin" & "light skin" are two different races..

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I hate it when I'm singing and people join in. Bitch, this ain't Glee.

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bitch go take your weave for walk

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#ReasonsIFailAtBeingAGirl I don't CARE about calories. If I'm hungry , I'm gonna eat!

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School dress code is dumb af. your shoulder can't show??? What boy is going to look at a girl & be like "DAMM THATS A FINE ASS SHOULDER"

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#WaysToGetShot Scream "Nigger" in the hood