Haley

unironic lover of the sunglasses emoji

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

@mountain_goats if you're taking requests for the green bay show tonight I would love to hear Going to Maine or Sax Rohmer #1!

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

@jordanefreer He's a former Chicago bear believe it or not

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

@AlisonLeiby People who don't go to #UIUC and don’t have saliva testing: where do you put your extra spit?

[Tony Dokoupil @tonydokoupil]

.@USPS says you should give mail in ballots at least 14 days round trip. No guarantees.

So if you plan to vote by mail, election day isn’t November 3rd.

It’s October 20th.

Or sooner.

Don’t be one of the *tens of thousands* of people whose vote wasn’t counted in 2016.

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

Interested to see the overlap of those who think we should respect the sick and those who are one mask away from a Walmart Tantrum™️

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

@IGL_BOT0 @Jeopardy VAGUELY?

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

@James_Holzhauer sooo... when are you giving the commencement speech at uiuc??

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

The ads I get are almost exclusively for life insurance and arthritis medication and I’m beginning to suspect it is due to the sheer amount of pirated jeopardy I watch

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

I have it back. Someone filled it with juice

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

brb, I have to go to the dining hall lost and found and admit that I lost my water gun how is your monday

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

big shoutout to kevin, the 19-yr-old who watched one nyan cat themed minecraft video on my laptop and ruined my suggested videos forever

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

@tionethegoat We were such a squad tbh

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

the worst thing about uiuc is thinking you're imagining people from high school but they're actually there

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

interviewer: so you don't have ANY references?
*holds up yearbook*
me: no but my physics teacher said it was "cool having me in class"

[Fremd Drama Club @FremdDramaClub]

Congrats to the 2017 Best Techie Haley Prochilo!!!

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

yeah but is she thicc like... emotionally?

[Fremd Drama Club @FremdDramaClub]

DOUBLE CHAMPS!! Congratulations to CP cast and crew for being awarded first place at sectionals!! Amazing day for Fremd theatre!

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

therapist: how's your current state of mind?
fremd theatre kid: PRETTY FREAKING GOOD. WE GOING TO STATE https://t.co/hPlbjjwaYz

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

therapist: how's your current state of mind?
fremd theatre kid: STATE?!?! *starts aggressively knocking on wood*

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

therapist: how's your current state of mind?
fremd theatre kid: STATE?!?! *starts aggressively knocking on wood*

[Haley @HaleyPro127]

@sherflocked I think this means you're in?