Haley Robinson🌵

29. waiting for elon musk to see this so he’ll help me pay off my car.

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

ok those @GrangerSmith meet and greet tix sold out real fast in tulsa. you’ve got a loyal fan base here, sir. and they are a lot faster than me apparently 😂 i did get concert tix though PTL. 🤘🏼 farewell tours gonna be 🔥🤌🏼

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

yesterday i read an entire book. like a novel. i like to read, but this is a big feat for me. to read a whole book. in a day!!! just sharing because maybe it will inspire me to read another book this week.

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

i have no actual proof to back this up, but i think the most popular name of guys i see on dating apps is “Dalton”. hey Dalton(s), are y’all okay out there?????

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

currently:
-@BassProShops hoodie
-@Carhartt vest
-@CityServeHQ crewneck
-@OldNavy jeans
-@BlundstoneUS boots
-@Walmart socks, scarf, and mittens
COME @ ME 28° WEATHER!
I STAY WARM!

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

@haydensity LOOOOOL i personally know several people i need to buy this shirt for😂😂😂😂.
dead. 💀🥜

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

@ofctimallen you’re truly the best Santa there is!!!!🥹👏🏼🤌🏼

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

@YeeYeeApparel Parked Out By The Lake by Donny Cowboy

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

i can’t do the teenage dirtbag trend because even though i’m 29, i’ve looked the exact same since i was 17.

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

if i had a dollar for every time a guy on a dating app puts “i’ll fall for you if…you trip me” in his profile, i would be insanely rich rn.

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

@BassProShops as promised! we love @BassProShops
🤍🇺🇸

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

this year me and my parents got matching 4th of july shirts from @BassProShops and i am more excited about it than anyone else. 🇺🇸 will come back to document when the time come around. 😂

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

@BassProShops i will be sure to report back!🫶🏼

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

UM EXCUSE ME @YeeYeeApparel WHO SAID Y’ALL COULD TO THIS HARD WITH THE T-SHIRT OF THE MONTH???? i’m obsessed!!! thank you. carry on. 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

[△⃒⃘ avengers trainee. @OmnipotentMeesh]

if yo mama ever fed me, let me sleep over, gave me a ride home from school/extracurricular activities, or even just comforted me, happy Mother’s Day to her.

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

not being sarcastic but i think it’s hilarious when old people comment on ripped jeans. “where’s the rest of your pants? can’t afford the rest of those pants? i hope you got new jeans for your birthday!”
but they almost always love the reply, “they’re my ‘holy’ pants 🙏🏼” lol

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

@YeeYeeApparel does Uncle Ty Ty count? lol

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

@YeeYeeApparel LOVE LOVE LOVE MY YEE YEE GEAR !!!
happy yee yee day, y’all!!!!🤍🇺🇸🤘🏼

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

@YeeYeeApparel hey 💩 happens. 🪠

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

i think @tacobell toys with our emotions because they know they can, and we still keep coming back. tooooxic.

***“i’ll take an order of nacho fries please”

[Haley Robinson🌵 @HaleyRob93]

things i think of when someone talks about coachella:
sweaty. dusty. feathers. dirty. eccentric outfits. sweaty. port-a-potty. loud. fever dream. bandanas. oh yeah, and sweaty.