haley🐝🧚🏻‍♂️🐌

22🥂 virgo

[haley🐝🧚🏻‍♂️🐌 @HaleySebald]

hi i just wanna show off my cat 👼🏻

[Genius💡💹🧲 🤖 @GeniusPothead]

"Yeah I can't come out tonight, super busy"

[welp. @YSLONIKA]

why…😭😭😭

[Genius💡💹🧲 🤖 @GeniusPothead]

Smokin that Yoda 👽

[Abovee @Abovee710]

@wildtiktokss That typa day

[Reina 🦇 @itsReinaBat]

I went to a cafe with a friend and ordered porridge and hes all “hows that seat goldilocks huh? just right?” i was so embarrassed i cried in the bathroom

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

‘𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘫𝘰𝘣 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘍 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴!’

But it’s the Libs doing the “grooming” and “indoctrinating” though, right?

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

real

[Anime Visuals @animevisuals]

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[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed the oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

for all the medicated barbies out there

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

🤷

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Holy shit - Republicans are NOT ok.

They lost it when Big Bird and Elmo got the Covid vax, then they melted down about M&Ms in sensible shoes, and now they’re freaking the fuck out because the “woke mob” has turned Barbie into a free thinking, independent, “anti-man”, “communist” living in a modern world and not a stay-at-home, big boobied baby-maker from the 1950s who spends her days dutifully doting on genital-free, bread winning Ken.

I would ask what the hell is wrong with them, but no one has that kind of time. 😂

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

Should we roll 1 blunt or 2?

Me:

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Saw this in another Tweet. Harsh, but fair.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The MAGAidiots are losing their minds because President Biden was on the beach without a shirt on like every other fucking person at the fucking beach, and no, he doesn’t spray paint himself orange, he looks like a guy who is too busy doing his fucking job and not golfing in the Floridian sun every damn day of the week. And while we’re at it, what the fuck do you think THIS guy would look like without a shirt on?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you spent your Saturday morning lining up before dawn to stand in the scorching heat for hours with a bunch of dirty bearded beer breath dudes with underboob sweat rings on their “trump won” t-shirts and BBQ stains on their MAGA hats while awaiting the appearance of a guy who paints himself orange and has been federally indicted under the Espionage Act to tell you that he “loves you” congratulations — you are an idiot, and you’re in an f’ng cult.