Hal

The sky has lost a star ✨

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

Our moms really hauled us (and all of our siblings) to JCPenny every single month for the first year of our lives to get professional pics taken? Ain’t nobody got time for that 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

Antivax Facebook has been exhausting this week 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

Why does this sound like a diary entry? 🤣🤣🤣

[Will Steakin @wsteaks]

Oh

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

The room we really wanted when we booked our Jamaica trip wasn’t available last week but I’ve checked multiple times a day, every day since then to see if someone canceled and it was finally available today!! #winning 💁🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️💃🏼

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

Forever away but we are going to a Sandals resort in Jamaica next March and this is all I can think about 🤣

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

I made waffles from scratch last weekend and all week I haven’t been able to stop thinking about how good they were 🧇🧇🧇🧇

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

I really just want to plan a trip back to Hawaii

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

By far the most annoying day of the year, every year. April Fool’s Day marketing gimmicks are so dumb 🙄😑

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

10/10 would recommend going on vacation when the time changes 😌

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

Key Lime Pie is on every dessert menu at Hilton Head. I. Can’t. Wait.

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

@PizzaX Water cups for a kitty 🐈

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

What’s your favorite ride at Magic Kingdom and why Splash Mountain?

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

I feel like when people misspell my name in an email it’s on purpose and they are being petty 😠😡🤬

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

Thinking about a Mickey Pretzel with cheese 🙂💭

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

Mike trying to find de-icer anywhere on the east side of Bloomington this morning 😂 (credit to him for calling out this gif while we were on the hunt)

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

Just sent a email to 2200 people and had 2020 listed multiple times instead of 2021 😫😩😤🙄🥸

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

Mike and I went to Boston over a year ago and I still think about Regina’s pizza a lot 🙊

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

My cats spent the first 3 months of their lives living in a barn so I figured they would be pretty low maintenance...$111 bag of prescription cat food later... 🤑💸💸💸

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

This is so funny 😂

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Real footage of telling your parents you won’t be able to come home for Christmas this year.

[Hal @HaleyWeasel]

Me avoiding logging into Mint because I’m afraid to see my monthly spending this month which is outta control because of vacation, Christmas shopping, seeing deals for myself and buying a treadmill 😬🙊🙉🙈