Andrew

Welcome to the Dumpster Fire

[Not Ten 🥧 @KissAllFoxGirls]

Training the new zoomer hire at work and I said "probably about six or seven times" without thinking and this dude immediately gives me a shit eating Mr Beast thumbnail grin and does the fucking hand thing

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

You use a condom & bitches be like

“ how was it?”

I have zero clue baby girl

[boots @boobnoodles]

Call a jizz sock a goon cocoon

[Gruff Said @GruffSaid]

"HOW DARE YOU LIKE THE FLAT CHESTED ADULT WOMAN? SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHILD, YOU PEDO!"

"HOW DARE YOU LIKE THE 21 YEAR OLD WOMAN WITH GIANT HONKERS? SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHILD, YOU PEDO!"

Remember: If a woman doesn't look and act like Meryl Streep in Devil Wears Prada, she is a child.

[Bun-Neechan @Bunneechan]

Can someone explain the double standard to me?

MixTape — a game literally about minors with a kissing mini-game — gets called a 10/10 masterpiece by IGN and the usual crowd.

But Stellar Blade Blood Rain with an athletic, adult gymnast-built Evie? Suddenly it’s “pedo bait” and problematic.

How does this rating & outrage standard even exist? One celebrates youthful romance, the other gets attacked for a strong, stylized adult woman.

Make it make sense.

#StellarBlade #MixTape

[Arc509 @Arc_5O9]

Jaws of Life ain't pulling me out bruh

[OOFIE ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡ @OofieTV]

Lmao when a woman has a round face they all think she’s a child? She got bigger boobs and butt and taller than me and I’m 31. What happened to wanting women protagonists huh? OH they gotta be old hags now ig lol

[Arc509 @Arc_5O9]

The new Stellar Blade chick with the tight ass is already getting called lolibait that's how you know it's gonna be peak

[Rawrell 🌘 @_rawrell]

Crazy how gamers are all evil chuds who hate female protagonists but I still haven't seen a single person hate on the new Stellar Blade game, almost as if gender was never the problem.

[Lucy Pyre😈🍟 @LucyPyre_]

unlike you foids, i actually have standards for men

[Fehn @kitano_fehn]

"rukia would cheat on renji"
"Orihime is a two-faced bih"
"Renji wanted Rukia to die"
“Ichigo married Orihime out of pity”

[Sherly @sherlysteins]

Yesterday while having dinner I asked my parents: What Re:ZERO season do you think is the best? And they both AGREED that if I don’t get a job by the end of the month I’d be kicked out of the house. 🤯

[*☆A࣭࣪ꭑִׂ͓ׅ࣪ᦒ᩠ִׂ໋ׅ࣪꯱ָׂ Dυᥣᧉ᩠֗x Ⓧ🕷️ @amos_dulex]

Millions of porn site and he asked for your nudes. Be grateful!!!

[Henya Noises 📛 @henyanoises]

Barely on the road and she's already crashing 😭

[Chibi Reviews @ChibiReviews]

Still one of the most based takes from an author I've ever seen

[Lioness 🦋🌺 @Lionessincrisis]

Really ?😭😭

[jazz chisholm’s cleats @JazzJizzholmJr]

You sick motherfucker

[Andrew @Half_Braindead]

@Panatrent2 Show Me Your Shark Teeth. I like it a lot but it's only 12 chapters so far and it's monthly 😭