Tobi

positive vibes only my nigga!!!

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i no wan d!e
i no wan kpai
i no wan kpeme
i wan enjoy
i wan chop life
i wan buy motor
i wan build house
i still wan turn up

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

PURE GREATNESS.

WHAT A DAY OF WORLD CUP FOOTBALL 🏆

[. @Fimiye]

I can’t even call it delusion because I really have a track record of achieving everything I set my mind to

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 LEO MESSI HAT-TRICK ON OPENING 6TH WORLD CUP GAME.

[* @_lowkeyalfred]

God forgive me if I ever come off as ungrateful. I’m living in so many answered prayers.

[Omotayo Olokede @Iamkolotayo]

Suddenly we have moved on and those Children are still in the Bush 💔

Another Chibok girls loading

30 or more days now 😭😭😭😭💔

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Imagine you are the reason why someone tendered their resignation at work. They came to work for the same reason as you, to earn. To make sure there’s food on their table at home. But bc of your toxicity, they left. Damn

[aunty dolapo💋 @dolapospov]

i feel so bad when someone texts me with so much enthusiasm and it’s one of those days i don’t feel like talking😔😔

[Tife @whoistife_x]

no girlfriend.
gym 4 times a week.
right shoulder hurts.
same 3 friends.
one delusional crush.
life is good.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Can’t totally fault people who resort to dating apps or matchmaking pages to find partners.

Once you miss university.

Miss NYSC.

Miss church gatherings or Islamic gatherings.

Don’t want to date your work colleagues.

Neighbor is a no go area.

Your best bet is either through social media, family and friends matchmaking, arranged marriage or you download your partner from heaven. If you’re an introvert that means you will sleep there.

[Tobi @HalfAlchemist]

@MTN180 fix up your network.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Once I don dey notice disrespect for the setting, I don dey find my way out.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[KAHALA @KAHALA123Y]

Dating a woman who gets excited like a kid every time she’s around you is one of the best decisions a man can make. She’ll treat you better.

[PABLO OF UNN🦁 @chudy_jnr]

Bro, that man stole 210 trillion.

Not million. Not billion. Trillion😭

Not 1 trillion. Not 10 trillion. Not even 100 trillion.

210 trillion!

There is hardly any sector of Nigeria’s economy you could invest that kind of money in and not see massive, transformative change. Education, healthcare, power, infrastructure, agriculture, every single sector would feel the impact like mad.

Yet person papa embezzled that amount only am.

The craziest part is that no individual could ever reasonably spend that kind of money in a lifetime. It’s wealth beyond comprehension, while millions of us average Nigerians struggle daily to afford basic necessities.

God will punish all of you.
Every single one of you.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i just want guide, get my own ride, dey live soft life.

[M0B 🇦🇷 @Mosh0pe]

Worst part about being a Nigerian basketball fan is sacrificing sleep just for your team to lose when you have work that day.

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

ur whole life can be altered just by associating with someone. so yes. be selective.

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever