HAPH

Random ramblings. My username and the images are the punchline to a joke I heard years ago.

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The UK's first divorce case has started after the Ashley Madison leak
http://t.co/8fI77ngcR9 #ashleymadisonhack

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What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre.
So the barman gave her one.

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If you're going to DM me offering to provide 50000 followers for $15, having 7000 followers yourself isn't very clever

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Tough week so far. Hoping that #FridayFeeling kicks in before midnight

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@btsport your streaming service lags so badly the football is unwatchable. Complete waste of money!

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Adding the most interactive tweeps and unfollowing the inactive using http://t.co/rTioYDMUIz's Twitter tools.

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Amazing! An hour ago I used http://t.co/1CfqJZoIPZ to register with multiple UK job boards and I've had 5 calls about jobs already

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#MondayMotivation Revamping my CV in preparation for making a career move. Getting ready to go on a job board registration mission!

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#MondayMotivation Doing lots of twitter housework this morning and following lots of followers

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#MondayMotivation Must not wait 4 years between tweets - Must not wait 4 years between tweets - must not wait 4 years between tweets!

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So what's been happening in the last 4 years?

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After a very long absence (caused by my completely forgetting my password details) I am now resurrected on Twitter!

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Selling sausages at Smithfields. To be followed by selling burgers at Mcdonalds. #theapprentice absolute rubbish.

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Another series of The Apprentice. Seller of cheap crap Lord Sugar tests business ability by getting people to sell crap on market stalls.

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I am so sick of Alan Sugar banging on about being a 'Sir' or 'Lord'. Pompous fool. I bet he makes his kids bow to him!

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Blackpool?.. Blackpool?? FFS!!!

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Watching Deborah Meaden being interviewed with two serious business people. She is so far out of her depth she needs a submarine

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Link is to the BBC homepage.. I am just checking to see if tracking still works with these bit.ly corporate thingies http://bbc.in/9FBX3R

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Facebook and Skype rumoured to be working on a partnership http://bit.ly/d6qu9r