HalfBakedKey

I stress test games until they break... or I do.
Chaos challenges “this was a mistake” runs

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

If libtard is the combination of liberal plus tard, then republican plus tard equals retard.

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

Я люблю свободу слова: я могу сказать, что Пут��н — сука. Я даже облегчил задачу агенту ФСБ, который за мной следит.

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

Lets start Comparing my Console to my PC which ive never gamed on Mouse and keyboard until now. #overwatch
Console Peaks
Tank Masters 4
Dps Plat 5 my worst role
Support Masters 5
Open Queue Diamond 3
PC Placements:
Tank TBD
DPS Silver 1
Support TBD
Open Queue TBD

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

Maybe this is clear enough

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

I dont see you on the front line
I dont see you on the street
You call yourself a rebel
But all I see is sheep
Theyre rounding up our neighbors
Theyre trading in our church
You call yourself a Christian
Then put Jesus in a hearse
..
Wheres my outlaws singing
Yeehaw
fuck the law

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

Elgato capture card is fixed! Up and ready to go! Back live in 20 minutes

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

I GAMED SO HARD I BROKE MY CAPTURE CARD 🤣
Give me a bit… we’re not done yet.

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

This thing is adorable... I Don't Trust It.
Live at 5pm ET.

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

Me vs Infinite Craft… this might be a mistake. Live in 2 hours

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

This seemed like a good idea at the time.
(it never is)
I stress test games until they break... or I do.
🎮 Daily chaos runs
🔥 Real stakes. No quitting.
Watch it unfold https://t.co/yis7KBTJZN

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

Dear @SamsungMobile and @Apple,
Noone calls it x.
If i type in twitt to on the search bar you know what I mean. Show me twitter.
Thank you that is all

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

Why does #PokemonChampions look like THIS??? 👀
Live at 6PM EST on Twitch + YouTube

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

Brown chicken
Brown cow

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

There’s a life-ending storm outside…
Meanwhile I’m planning the downfall of every game in this library.
Which one goes first?

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

Hilarious people dont understand that the technology for photography back then wasn't quite as good to be able to pick up stars.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

🚨: The Blue Marble

Apollo 17 1972

vs

Artemis II 2026

What changed?

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

#NewProfilePhoto So my computer repair is costing more than anticipated. I've chosen the artist however due to my computer being 100% needed I have to use my own art. It isnt the best but it works for now. And guarantees its not Ai. I used ibispaint X for free.

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

As soon as I get my computer back I will be doing a shiny only playthrough of leafgreen

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

CPU in the shop
Best case: Saturday
Worst case: Wednesday
Streaming anyway on a laptop that might EXPLODE
If it cuts out... it died a legend.

[HalfBakedKey @HalfBakedKey]

If i really wanted AI Art I have the references I made with AI to send to artists. They are nearly exactly what I want anyways just kind of lifeless AI pieces good for ai is what I would say but alot of these "artists" have eyes floating over hair/bangs. Like wtf is thisss