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[K @HalfBiscuits]

@HMRCcustomers I've been trying to call the self assessment helpline today, but there is something wrong with the voice answering machine. It is almost impossible to understand!

[K @HalfBiscuits]

@HMRCcustomers will do. thanks

[K @HalfBiscuits]

@HMRCcustomers I have a secure message saying that the return has been processed, which is why I was surprised by the mis-match. Webchat advisers seem to be all busy at the moment. Can you suggest a good time to catch them?

[K @HalfBiscuits]

@HMRCcustomers Yes. I have a submission receipt from 27th Dec

[K @HalfBiscuits]

@RoyalNottingham But no rain yesterday... Why was Thursday's show cancelled?

[K @HalfBiscuits]

To the man with the loud voice sitting two tables to my left... No body cares!!!!

[K @HalfBiscuits]

Geysers are like buses. You wait ages, nothing happens, then 2 come at once!

[Lexie Rudd @lexierudd]

A bit of rain never stops these cycling professionals #tourdeyorkshire #candycrush

[K @HalfBiscuits]

@UberlandX hello and... good night x

[K @HalfBiscuits]

Testing my voice in the echo chamber....