Fred Blunt-Pencil

a drunken cat with a lot of attitude

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

watching newsnight and it is rubbish. Like watching sheep headbutt each other

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

Just want to lt you know about Tarks latest art 'happening' tomorrow at the pUBLIC. One cat and one pigeon....can it be more real than that?

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

I am consulting my lawyers after discovering my phone has been hacked despite not having a phone...work that one out

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

@stephenfry this woman writes for daily mail therefore she probably feels she is speaking for the silent minority who never seem to shut up

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

@RufusHound your penis is giving me nightmares but always good to see a real ginger out and about

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

Can I just say having a civil partnership has not so far been proved to lead to early death...just a point

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

walkers chilli and chocolate crisps are the work of satan....resist!!!

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

oh lord what is the world coming to???

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

convincing next doors cat they look good in that orange jumpsuit...somebody has to wear it

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

supergluing self to fire

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

freezing but not snowing....yet

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

Fred is thawing out after being locked out for mof evening. will type more when feeling returns to paws

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

hail cat people

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

deeply bored at this snow talk

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

I need a new laptop or to cut my claws...not the wisest of moves with Tarks

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

I desperately need a new picture

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

I am about to jam with my cronies in the hood - it aint that good...ha ha ha ha ha

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

ha ha ha ha I like this even if my claw keeps getting jammed above the g button.......

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

shiv is this all you do all day dont you have a baby...does he get fed and watered ever????

[Fred Blunt-Pencil @Halfdeadfred]

Like wow! all I need now is to get rid of this furball and we are away!