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We want to be the only account you stalk. #MMA #UFC #Simpsons and #Bears - experts on everything.

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@ballark @CynicalNYK Maybe close on Mondays, not a day I may actually consider going to the library

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@vegasobie @CynicalNYK I didn't know about that! Now I'm annoyed!

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@CynicalNYK This is why I don't back the blue. Every second and cent spent on that is stealing. The only positive is at least they weren't wasting time entrapping speeders.

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@HulkHogan God wants you to use a space after a comma, brother.

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@cctvidiots He's fine.

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@iohmbra This is why we don't have flying cars or anything cool. We waste time deliberating lies.

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@SWalk58 @SmellsJ The sex offender one is what pushed me to moe… but Krusty does marry a much younger girl in a later episode.

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@ACABylonBee If this is his best, then we have nothing to fear.

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@Ghost31282 @EndWokeness I’m fine with that.

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@Sheltyb803 @WWE @WWEUniverse You’re still employed?

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@WardyNYM Where’s

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@trashREMOTE @EndWokeness Ya that ended well for him.

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@Grapegone No. You are.

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@WrestleTalk_TV They let her go cuz her work is trash.

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@CaseyJ_516 “Random garbage tweet begging for interaction.”

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@SmellsJ Gotta eat somethin’

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Here it is , Grade School Confidential #52, gimme a break I’m jet lagged and don’t know what day it is.

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@PlatinumMax Skinny makes you better?