Bong

aim assist lover

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

No fucking way I just did this lmao

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

#halfmanhalfbong

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

@saucebabyyyy True

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

I’m running out of people to let down maybe I should have some kids

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

Accidentally let my ac unit and space heater battle all night. When we all die from global warming that’s mb

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

Am I yearning or being a creepy weirdo

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

Changed my profile picture after a viral tweet so every body who thought they were gonna have sheen on their wall have my face now get tricked

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

@ak47inmyhyundai Need a short woman to boss me around

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

I miss the girl I grabbed a bottle of hot sauce off the top shelf for 20 minutes ago

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

@Riley_Aster If I could adjust my controller deadzones I’d be good at that game

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

I miss all of my ex gfs

[WERM @ONEBIGWERM]

s/o bong, love that guy

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

@ONEBIGWERM Love you too bro thanks for always being there for me lol I swear you listen to me cry about so much shit lmao

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

@SoiBoi801 Yup! And they have nicotine and thc friendly options

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

A lot of people don’t know this but wal mart likes when you vape inside their stores

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

Never gonna get my hormone levels tested. Just gonna rock low t until I die

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

I have no friends or community you guys are all I have l

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

None of you would respect me if you could see the amount of pussy begging I’ve been doing to my ex for the last month. She hasn’t even read 1 of them and I keep going

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

Breakup so bad I had a twitter relapse

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

Does anybody wanna follow me on tik tok and like my posts even if they’re bad

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

Something that doesn’t make sense is my reflexes seems faster now than they were 10 years ago

[Bong @Halfmanhalfbong]

@wasianterror How tf are they doing that I couldn’t even get my last 2 gfs to text me back