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dirty feminist. not your role model.

[~ @HALFNHASH]

maybe ur life sucks cause ur letting it suck. do somethin bitch.

[~ @HALFNHASH]

did i play an entire set through this? absolutely. @Blackstaramps

[~ @HALFNHASH]

@JoeyyyT AHAHA I FEEL YOU

[~ @HALFNHASH]

@lordhowdy it’s bad that we’re friends cause i’m falling for u boo

[trævis @RawsonTW]

My new favorite hobby is reading tweets from people opposing the $2,000 stimulus checks and then googling their houses. It never fails.

[venus as a they @lgbtop]

i give everyone permission to milk my death for personal benefits if i die. idc if we’re just acquaintances, if we ever talked and i suddenly drop dead one day i want you to tell your boss you just lost a friend and take the day off. my treat

[~ @HALFNHASH]

@triplelibra_ U are my everything

[~ @HALFNHASH]

Aiden gave me the wedgie of a lifetime earlier while I was wearing a thong and I think it might've torn my ass and soul in two.

[kit @okayitskit]

ive seen a lot of these masks floating around and this is the first time ive seen an ACTUAL deaf person directly making/profiting off them. PLEASE remember to purchase FROM the deaf community when wanting to purchase an item FOR the deaf community. It matters!

[~ @HALFNHASH]

@impaolamaria @JoeyyyT I tell my parents all the time...

[~ @HALFNHASH]

I genuinely believe my mama goin to hell.

[~ @HALFNHASH]

Bruh and we KNOW the government got the money to help us too.

[~ @HALFNHASH]

@TheAhmadMoodie @Bigpimp2021 $250 is $250 and no one even gotta touch me

[~ @HALFNHASH]

I started using the Bumble BFF thingy and I’m like 99% sure it’s where girls just compliment each other.

[~ @HALFNHASH]

I love my roommate but Jesus fucking Christ clean up after urself. There’s even broken glass on my deck and my screen door is broken. I was gone for two days!!

[~ @HALFNHASH]

Bf & I play around too much that we had to think of a code word for whenever one of us get upset cause one of us will just keep laughing at each other until the other walks away 😂 that was our best solution to prevent that lol.

[~ @HALFNHASH]

I need new friends 👀

[~ @HALFNHASH]

I love that titties just float in water