Halie Fenske

Wrap it before you smack it

[Halie Fenske @HalieFenske]

Me trying to flirt: so like you wanna take a shot?

[Halie Fenske @HalieFenske]

I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again-there’s nothing I love more than Boston, but fucking shit dicks, it’s 2023 & I still can’t get food delivered after 11pm?? what was the point of surviving a pandemic if I can’t have a midnight snack delivered directly to my mouth. heinous.

[Halie Fenske @HalieFenske]

I love being a millennial. Like i was lucky to experience the most iconic pop culture moments & the worst fashion choices in history, in real time & during my most formative developmental years??

*adds to “greatest strengths and/or red flags” on hinge*

[Halie Fenske @HalieFenske]

this is bullying. effective but MEAN. I’m TIRED

[Halie Fenske @HalieFenske]

name a better text you’ve ever received

[Halie Fenske @HalieFenske]

@ScottSlocum1 life is short. Drink a beer. Purchase the approriately sized t shirt. Dispute the transaction later. inflation sucks - fraud can help

[Halie Fenske @HalieFenske]

literally i could not care less abt the meaning/purpose of life but what deeply haunts me is that I’ll actually never know if jasper like truly reciprocates my love for him or if it’s Stockholm syndrome & his behavior is purely a survival mechanism in his long term escape plan

[Halie Fenske @HalieFenske]

@ScottSlocum1 So Stockholm & spoil is what I’m hearing

[Halie Fenske @HalieFenske]

my tik tok for you page is so chaotic rn??? I’m literally ONLY seeing only videos of rental units in newton, ma (??), exercise tips and like ~weirdly~ relatable signs of autism what the actual fuck

[Halie Fenske @HalieFenske]

Why is $40.00 SO MUCH more expensive than $39.99???? I’ll literally die on this hill

[Halie Fenske @HalieFenske]

Anxiety literally has to be hereditary

[Halie Fenske @HalieFenske]

I missed 1 (one) call from my dad less than 24 hrs ago, called back & he’s like “oh my god thank you so much for calling back I just didn’t know if anything happened or if you were ok” I was working??????

Jeff, I’m 26, live 3000 miles away AND You literally have my location???

[Halie Fenske @HalieFenske]

@dutchess077 Personally I feel lik nips are always in and anyone who disagrees is wrong

[Halie Fenske @HalieFenske]

Kinda annoying that women have equal rights. I could be a housewife somewhere in middle America, lounging and drinking margaritas all day BUT OH NO someone wanted the right to vote and ruined it for everyone

[Halie Fenske @HalieFenske]

tell me you don’t get laid without telling me you don’t get laid

[Halie Fenske @HalieFenske]

tell me you don’t get laid without telling me you don’t get laid

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches?

[abby govindan @abbygov]

Voldemort was really beefing with a pre teen

[Halie Fenske @HalieFenske]

Me as a veteran 26 yr old: OH MY GOD WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS GODDAMN BAR LITERALLY 12???????

[trash jones @jzux]

microdosing catholicism by feeling vaguely ashamed all day for no particular reason

[Macklemore @macklemore]

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