Halldis Knapstad

You may strategically place your beautiful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly.

[Marius Sæther Flå @mariusfla]

VAR

[Jimmy Conrad @JimmyConrad]

This is, without a doubt, the best last-ditch defending that I have ever seen!

What a hero.

https://t.co/hsVegXdkp9

[Football Mumble @football_mumble]

“You take the corner.”

“No, it’s fine. You can take it.”

😳
https://t.co/5J7Fs0hmjb

[Karsten Fullu @Kfullu]

"Fremmede makter har flyttet inn"
"Fremmede makter reiser alene"
"Fremmede makter på nye eventyr"
"Fremmede makter kommer tilbake"
"Fremmede makter drar til månen"
"Fremmede makter jr."

[Ball Street @BallStreet]

Ronaldo's was ok but it doesn't come close to when Nicky Butt got subbed on and within 30 seconds smashed one into touch deep in his own half, for no obvious reason.

[Supporterklubben3050 @3050web]

Florø - MIF 5-0 slutt.

Nei, gi oss heller Godset, Brann osv.

[JOE @JOE_co_uk]

Arsenal and Chelsea face off in the biggest match of the season (so far) #CommunityShield

[JOE @JOE_co_uk]

Manchester United vs Liverpool - let battle commence.

[JOE @JOE_co_uk]

Louis van Gaal celebrating like https://t.co/5CwanFZbFa

[JOE @JOE_co_uk]

Van Gaal finally puts the Jose rumours to bed
https://t.co/DnvFbgSRv5

[JOE @JOE_co_uk]

When your team scores TWO (2) goals in the first half...

[Red Devils @TrueRedDevils]

Herrera's celebration https://t.co/bvSDVxeQFH

[JOE @JOE_co_uk]

Meanwhile at Swansea, Harry Kane scores an own goal to put the Swans 2-1 up. Somewhere out there, an Arsenal fan only has one wish left.

[adidas UK @adidasUK]

Make a splash when it matters. @BlindDaley #BeTheDifference
https://t.co/qjWUetJnfP

[Now Football @Now_FootbaIl]

McClaren having a day out with his carer Siem de Jong https://t.co/vQqEmg4lof