halle

check my brain

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

sports bra so tight it feels like I’m microdosing being nonbinary

[halle @hallegoodrum]

worst part of being on vacation during love island week one is the dog is going to be confused for week two

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

Euphoria being almost over is fucking hilarious because I do not know what the fuck the point of this season was

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

pov: you finally get free time but don't know what makes you happy anymore

[𑣲glitrbnnuyᢉ𐭩 @michelethebnnuy]

lost 6 pounds and rewarded myself with a meal that made the scale go up 6 pounds

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

remember everytime you use ai , you’re taking away his water

[halle @hallegoodrum]

“you act like you run the world” i do…

[blair 🫧 @majoutpas]

me packing for a three day trip

[Lee Wes Callwell @LeoRimmer69]

Watching the Sopranos

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

im not even on my last straw anymore. i think i borrowed this one from somebody

[k @yslnadi]

anyone who makes you sad on your birthday hates you.

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

everytime i want something the universe doubles it and gives it to Kendall Jenner

[Mandy_M @mandymatsinhe]

I only drink water and alcohol.

[julia @juumelo_]

maybe he’s autistic and his special interest is ragebaiting me

[Kyle @KBensonJpg]

A vodka soda is $15 and ubers are $70

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[best of the sopranos @Bestofsopranos]

I'll say "I'm fine" and then I start acting like Tony Soprano.

[La Bella Don @misshepbvrn]

This usually how it goes