✨THE disconected HALLIGATOR

ew blue tiles

[✨THE disconected HALLIGATOR @halliGAYtor]

Pee haha balls

[greg @greg16676935420]

🚨BREAKING: Jake Paul has challenged Jimmy Carter (age 100) to a boxing match after beating Mike Tyson (age 58)

[✨THE disconected HALLIGATOR @halliGAYtor]

@ShitpostGate “I’ve got a biting fixation” was the funniest shit he’s ever said

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Mike could’ve done the funniest thing right here

[✨THE disconected HALLIGATOR @halliGAYtor]

@netflix PLEASE IVE BEEN HERE FIRST 3 HOURS DONT CRASH ON ME NOW

[Netflix @netflix]

Mike Tyson's pre-fight interview got real cheeky. #PaulTyson

[chad, biblically accurate angel @endofanerajc]

if mike tyson doesn’t win i think we should just kill jake paul anyway

[chan ⛤ @motherlupone]

give this diva a gun right now

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Donald Trump — the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, and man who mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in this country — has convinced American voters to give him another term in the White House.

🔗 https://t.co/41sRvIxLmT

[🌶️ @ricnorrisf1]

donald trump is 78, our only hope now is that he just dies.

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

“We ask women why they don’t come forward when sexually assaulted.

It’s because we live in a world where an abuser will be our next president.”

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office���s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here's our statement on the results of the 2024 presidential election:

[sophia 🐾 @ursuchadipshit]

it always "women and children first" until that orange cheeto is on the ballot

[kaela | franchaela nation 🏰 @kaekaecurtis]

please keep the “we survived him once, we will do it again” tweets in the drafts or better yet delete them. millions of people did not in fact survive him, and millions more will not survive him again.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Being British is wanting to move to America as a child then thinking “fuck that” as an adult.

[P² @DreMacsAMillion]

Someone who worked in all 3 branches of government is losing to a reality tv host.

[𝐂𝐞𝐥 ⋆ ˚ ᡣ𐭩 ｡⋆ @hllandsunflwer]

Knowing that Australian government can’t think for themselves and Australia voted against letting indigenous people have a voice in parliament reminds me that women of Australia are next.

[ؘ @thesentrim]

If ur shithole of a country didn’t act like the world’s police we wouldn’t give a damn fuck about your fuck ass presidents.