HillaryDillaryDock

delivering babies is a full time job

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Season 4 of Cocomelon sucks 🤷🏼‍♀️

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I don’t know everything but one thing I do know is I NEED to stay in a Moana themed room at the Disney Polynesian Resort

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@HaleyWeasel I want a pretzel and a dole whip! But really I just want to be at Disney World

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Gorilla glue hair girl did it for attention. It worked. 🤨

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@Acerocksharry I think she is a real life Hannah Montana.

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@Acerocksharry 1. I’m not surprised 🤦🏼‍♀️ 2. The buzzfeed article was amusing. 🤷🏼‍♀️3. Nick’s response was the best 💁🏼‍♀️

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Go to a casino then host a NYE party and then complain that covid has hit your household. I’m the biggest Judge-y McJudgerson when it comes to people’s choices during this pandemic. And I’m not every sorry for it

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Why why why have I seen so many deviled eggs on everyone’s posts of their thanksgiving plate. First that’s gross and second that is not a thanksgiving food!

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I could eat a dozen cinnamon rolls and still want another

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@Acerocksharry Happy Leo Day

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@HaleyWeasel I never do my hair or make up for work anymore. It takes me less than 10 mins to get ready. I’ll take it!

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@Acerocksharry @nbcbrooklyn99 @SchittsCreek You will love it. It’s a must!

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My @jimmyjohns sammie was made to perfection

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@HaleyWeasel Me too

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@HaleyWeasel 30! Go big or go home!

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I’ve made this same tweet every year for years so here: Stop wishing away my beloved summer for fall to arrive!

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@HaleyWeasel This made me lol 😂

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It’s really dangerous knowing your credit card number by heart. I don’t even have to think “do I really need this bad enough to get up and find my wallet” I just click and go on any website

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@HaleyWeasel That’s the best bitmoji.

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I will judge you if you post Easter photos where you are obviously not social distancing