187_Stang.el

ifykyk BUT ydkyk

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When you’re too tired to talk but your algorithm is there for you.

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What talking stage are you in when you take a dump in their house and forget to flush? Asking for a friend

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It used to be, shh don’t tell the teacher we have homework today. To, go do your homework

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Anyone wanna bungee jump in pairs before the week starts

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I wonder what half the people who wake up a 4am to workout do at 3:99am

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My FBI agent got sent to the gulag cause why hasn’t he called me yet with his Potential Spam caller id

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Great Teacher Onizuka is Peak

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tryna make a bet with no money what can go wrong

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Tell me why I gotta deal with my neighbors stray cats that steal my dog food and spray the front door man wtf is this 😭

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Taking walks at 2am is a whole different aura & is not for the weak 🤞tell me if I’m lying