HaloSwallower

Your -1th source for #Halo satire.

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Perfection. #HaloInfinite

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OPINION: Will Halo TV Series showrunners be making a mistake by not exactly matching plot holes and narrative shortcomings from Halo 3? It’s complicated.

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NEWS: Americans who prefer standard time to daylight savings time to be fired upon with the Composer, President Biden announces

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Wow, Tactical Slayer with Manglers was a brilliant idea! Thank you 343 for FINALLY listening to FANS (I have IBS)

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@ChongoFett_TP Not sure if Halo 3 is a fair comparison. Forge was a novel feature to Halo in Halo 3. It’s not like Bungalow introduced the feature in Halo 2, then massively downgraded it at launch for Halo 3 with only paid DLC restoring it.

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NEWS: Campaign Co-op was delayed to implement a monetization scheme that will charge players $1.99 per co-op session.

“This will maximize shareholder value and further our vision of an inclusive, consumer-friendly experience.”

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@curlydpool This account has been posting stuff like this since 2015

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NEWS: In the spirit of the Lone Wolf, Season 2 LONE WOLVES will remove player vs player matchmaking and replace it with 1 vs 16 bot slayer.

“Enemy bots will be exclusively armed with Manglers”

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Fuck Russia

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@benijam7 @dogsandcrocs Bussy

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A fallen soldier

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For us, the storm has passed... the war is over. But let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark and did not return.

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It spells “r-o-a-d-m-a-p”

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Ah, sorRy to spoil the hype i foolishly Built, but just got confIrmaTion of a super cool thing wE can add to this issue - just means that it'll dRop out of slipspace on monday.

AND you'll Very quickly see from the heAder image that it'lL be worth thE wait!

clue within... 😉

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@HaloSwallower Halo fans on their way to report a funny parody account.

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@TriThreat98 Yeah technically it counts as ‘impersonation’, but the parody was painfully obvious.