Hal

A partial representation

[Hal @halthefifth]

νῦν αὖτέ με μοῖρα κιχάνει.
μὴ μὰν ἀσπουδί γε καὶ ἀκλειῶς ἀπολοίμην,
ἀλλὰ μέγα ῥέξας τι καὶ ἐσσομένοισι πυθέσθαι.

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

when somebody ask me about my day, but i’ve been living the same day for the past 3 years.

[•J• @JJTW8_]

It’s the billionaires bruv. They made me behead him

[Devon Eriksen @Devon_Eriksen_]

"You shouldn't use this horrific thing that just happened as an argument for stopping it from happening again infinity times."

[Dan Baltic @baltic_dan]

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning confrontation with loss and meaning

[Stelios Panagiotou @Panagiotou90St]

“What do you mean you are worried about savages beheading you?”

[Hal @halthefifth]

How do I get rid of the fake Farage fight tweets?

[Sam Ashworth-Hayes @SAshworthHayes]

Sharing footage is divisive. Asking why it's happening is divisive. Asking what we can do to stop it is divisive.

You wouldn't want to be divisive, would you?

[doomer @uncledoomer]

its really funny. in the future, the ai founder vibe code prompt engineer priest class are the only ones who can afford real girls and you in the permanent underclass get a claude gf who tells you "you are out of free feet pics until 3:40pm today"

[Lucy Brown @lucymarionbrown]

“Beheading? Is it Tuesday already?”

[Catonian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Catoiswatching]

@Madz_Grant @CharlotteCGill @aswren “We’re gonna need more DEI training and representation on TV”

[rosbifenthusiast @rosbifenth10032]

Colleague tells me her teacher friend is in despair at her male pupils sexism

"Where does she teach"

"Brent......I think theyre all getting filled with hate by the algorithm"

[Wild Heather Enjoyer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌲 @WildHeatherFan]

I’m going to go to work and nobody will talk about this, none of my friends, none of my family, no one I know

I want to delete this app so badly but I’d be blind without it, I think the dissonance is driving me insane

[Charles @wotancore]

You get a lot older if you don’t grow up. A fit healthy 28 year old guy with two toddlers is still young. A 32 year old whose Twitter bio says “your local rat gf” is ancient, a decaying entity.

[Morgoth @MorgothsReview]

@donmcgowan Another horrific event.

Another shitlib refusing to own the predicted and inevitable outcome of their own ideals.

[Tom Harris 🇬🇧 @MrTCHarris]

I was in the Commons when, in response to this outrage, my fellow MPs chose to warn of the dangers of Islamophobia.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could 'deal with it' to stop the pipes blocking. He gave my friend the landline number of his mate who was in on it. The calls carried on for several years.

[Amani @SoyAmanii]

Consejo de una mujer a un hombre:

No me importa lo dura que se ponga la vida; no le cuentes a una mujer por todo lo que has pasado.

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

Incredible how quickly the left went from environmental NIMBYism to "cut down every tree on the planet and pave over every field so we can battery farm Bomalians."

[thdhmo @t848m0]

The BBC article is a textbook case of news management: a thing happened, but there’s nothing to really say, and mind you don’t get interested either