HalvarandClarence

Snippets and scribbles from J.D.Gammie, plus Halvar T Barbarian's musings on why everyone else is inferior.

[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

Learn where it all began in this prequel to The Chronicles of Halvar and Clarence, Double or Quits https://t.co/YRiG6bZB40

[Eric Fabiaschi @fabiaschi]

Still one of my all time favorite Jeff Grubb and TSR folks books. Use this one all of the time.

[Space Johnston @spacejohnston76]

Anyone know what this is from?
Wish I did.

[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

@fabiaschi The most creative, detailed, imaginative work in the 1e canon. Made up of submissions to Dragon magazine iirc.

[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

Out to screw you over for a laugh
No time wasted misbelieving
With a roar they get to cleaving
All those scaly fuckers clean in half."

[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

"l find it slightly odd to wonder
If a Kobild's heart is under
Influence of evil from it's birth?
If races can be bastards all,
Sinister and calculating ball-bags making mischief 'stead of mirth.
Barbarians stick to simple answers
Assume those dogs are sneaky bastards,

[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

Deadly tomb ahead?
Send the NPC in first
You can roll up more...

One less share of the treasure too.

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[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

Loquacious (modest) legend.

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[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

He looked scarier in the rulebook.

https://t.co/hVD77xARQK

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[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

Simple pleasures.

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[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

@DeanSpencerArt Yea read series 25 years ago, not as good as Conan but still a great protagonist. Moorcock has epic, unique vision. From the same British social class and time as Pink Floyd. Hawkwind collaborated with Moorcock to create this: https://t.co/2aK0UYhxNX

[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

@annalisakiwi Studded leather armour (AC7) is rubbish, get yourself some nice chainmail, milady.

[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

Some legends leave their axe at home. Respect!

https://t.co/p9vqP0wR3N

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[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

Everybody knows barbarians are better,
Like B follows A, I even know the next letter,
C! See? and you can add an N T,
Big axe, big brain, Big finkin' OG!

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[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

Never trust the dandy in leather!

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[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

They tell me that 'The pot calling the kettle black' is a saying about not judging others for a behaviour that you exhibit.

Nice try! I ain't learning anything from talking kitchenware! It's magic bullshit. Burn the wizard!

#thoughtoftheday
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[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

"Are you a Jedi?
Yoda chugs bantha cock, bitch!"
Darth Barbarian

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[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

"Are you a Jedi?
Yoda chugs bantha cock, bitch!"
Darth Barbarian

#haiku
#StarWars
#barbarianwisdom

[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

Why are we the best?
Our attention to docile!
Barbarians mule.

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[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

Best word of power?
The one that describes wizards.
Power word wanker!

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[HalvarandClarence @HalvarandC]

https://t.co/M17HmP3DIl

Like a barbarian, all action and no chit chat.

Epic

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