Torv Halvorsen

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

I've decided to quit the internet in its full extent. No more twitter, not even email. If the outcome from not using social media was incredibly positive, I can't wait to see the benefits of saying goodbye to the internet. Have fun talking #behindyourbak

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

Another wonderful morning during Norwegian Fall, time to work hard during this last season of the year. New challenges come from the new opportunities that life has given me. Let's face it without fear, #behindyourbak

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

I learned not to care, what about you? #PostEarYours - I purposely wore my silliest outfit in order to see if the "spies" would try to embarrass me, well, here is the prove. If I don't care, so won't they - I hoppe you all learn from me about self-love, #behindyourbak

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

@BehindyourBak @REDLily01642448 Well, tusen takk @REDLily01642448, your rumor has increased my popularity and increased the demand for my consultations! #behindyourbak

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

@BehindyourBak Helvete! My incompetent assistance! Jeg can't hire student interns any longer, lazy millennials! #Behindyourbak

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

@BehindyourBak Progress comes from change, we need to constantly change our goals and ourselves in order to keep life fresh! Skål! #behindyourbak

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

Quick update from the social media ban, they still need some more time in order to "correctly analyze" what happened. I call it bigotry! #behindyourbak

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

Another dag another viktory, jeg have not been able to access my account again - but what doesn't kill me makes me stronger - you should all reach out to me and my office for hjelp, jeg kan cure any sick mind out there while people talk #BehindyourBak

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

#PostEarYours - And now this, I have been following dag and natt, but they won't reach me mentally - they should be seeking my for a consult, instead of seeking my nerves, utrolig! #Behindyourbak

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

@BasicBrie @PrincessAlive1 Develop the argument. I'm not very familiar with concept of "the row" here in Norway. #behindyourbak yikes

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

Helvete! Ok, I was chased by a Fox in the woods, and I was a bit too proud that I could keep control in order to save myself. But this is outrageous, I am convinced that somebody is deliberately chasing me. #Postearyours #BehindYourBak I will take action.

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

@thatkidjohnny89 Being distance from social media might result in a turmoil with the press. But those rats move on faster than water does in a river. Let them talk #behindyourbak for a week or two, they will get tired of it super soon.

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

@LolaInTheClouds Paranoia can be a side effect from social media abstinence. It can make harder for you to focus on your academik performance. Make sure to establish a target for yourself in order to keep your mind sane. Let the others talk #behindyourbak

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

@DJBRich2 I couldn't agree more. Should we do it in the Viking way? They sure won't be glad when they see our angry faces #behindyoubak

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

These past days disconnected have been - W O N D E R F U L - My mental health has improved drastically. I guess it's better to smell wood, fresh air, feed the deers, and not know what people say #BehindyourBak

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

@klokus2 Yes, but how much do you need to be in touch with them? Sometimes you are just feeding poisonous relationships - try adding some frilutftsliv into your life in the meanwhile, it's fantastisk! #Behindyourbak

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

I guess I'll be forgiven for all my online commitments that have not been done. People may be talking #behindyourbak but good luck making me care for insults while I'm out there camping in the woods #PeaceAndLove

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

#WorldKindnessDay doesn't seem to be working, can somebody please tell me for the love of Freud what is going on with my social media plataforms? #BehindyourBak

[Torv Halvorsen @HalvorsenTorv]

I just got a provisional ban on my social media profile due to "offensive commentaries" - what is going on ?? I NEVER talk about politics #BehindyourBak