Hal

99% of my tweets are about my dog 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Hal @Halwaggoner]

@courtneymclarke On a freaking Thursday

[ᴊʜᴇɴ ♡ @ee_nhj]

I just saw this post about a kid who got bullied for his Tony stark costume.

Parents, please teach your kids to be kind and to let others have fun.

This Mini stark truly looked amazing. <3

[Hal @Halwaggoner]

@courtneymclarke PROUD

[Hal @Halwaggoner]

@brantlygriffy23 Thank goodness I thought maybe I wasn’t a fav anymore 😂

[Hal @Halwaggoner]

@brantlygriffy23 You are telling me that if I had this for my bachelorette you wouldn’t venmo me? 😂 Honestly I might have one that says “Venmo me I just had a baby”

[em_white__ @em_white__]

When u go on someone’s insta and see they have fake boobs do you scroll down and try and figure out when they got them done or are u normal

[Hal @Halwaggoner]

@courtneymclarke She’s a saint

[clintoris @clintoris]

normalize cutting my life into pieces due to the fact that this is my last resort

[Asia @ourlittlechaoss]

mentally I'm here
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[Hal @Halwaggoner]

@courtneymclarke 👀

[coach 🎬 ted lasso spoilers @beardafterhours]

“you changed” bro i watched a new show and stole the personality of the character i liked the most

[Hal @Halwaggoner]

@courtneymclarke Trying to sweet talk you 😂

[Heaven @HeavenSentMel]

Due to Covid-19 I will not shake hands or hug anymore, You may either Kneel or Bow to me