Hamas

Hamas is an Arab terrorist peaceful movement that resists the Israeli Zionist occupation and aggression. We struggle for equal Rights for all in Palestine.

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

We fight for the right to fight. Just read our national anthem stolen from Iraq!

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

So did we! We LOVE Jews! Just not Zionists. We love Jews so much we wave a Nazi flag at them.

[Michael Crick @MichaelLCrick]

For the record, Jeremy Corbyn has always denied that he is anti-Semitic or hates Jews

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@DavidAWeinberg This is not hate speech. We are entitled to have our own opinions. This is cultural enrhichment, just like our explosive condoms.

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@kumailn Jews didn't stop eating German babies and they stubbed Germany in the back.

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@LawrenceMuscant @gregg_mashberg The only true peace plan is our.. I mean Saudi peace plan. Would be amazing to have Gaza#2 right in middle of Israel.

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@readErichFromm @GRTVnews Actually we just took it to get high.

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@section405 @nowthisnews Too bad the twitter accounts we follow couldn't join us

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@renrenar85 Just researching this for ahh... humm... zionist plots. Yes. Damn that's like a popsicle.

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@section405 @nowthisnews UAE*
We can see Gaza from here lol they look like ants

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

And when they kicked down these illegal settlements they legally bought and gave to us, we showed them that we do not forgive for the settlelments and we'll keep reminding it to them with peaceful condom bombs.

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@Back2Bataan @jncatron Thank you. You told them to do the Oslo accords and promised to secure them from us, and now we can see for how long you can tolerate us before you break your promise with Israel. That was the best deal for us!

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@Jaafxr It's easy, just say all Jews are white and racist and they will swallow our descrimination accusations like a pill. Just don't say anything about the other 60%.

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@AaronZG435 @ZuZeelander @Scott9357Scott @_SJPeace_ @pjlarks We feel opressed being taught in prison cells and graduate with a degree. Why can't they just let us watch TV all day and smoke bong?

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@RuthMorgan63 HEY! North Korea and Russia are no where as bad as Israel. Have you been in Tel Aviv? There's so much gay parades we just lost the will to conquer it.

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@hamada_najar *sniffs burnt toxic tier*
Zionists are evil
*sniff*

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@AJEnglish We are also confused why Israel refuses to teach the history we made up.

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@AbbyMartin @LanaDelRey Music makes people come together, we cannot have that.

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@AliAbunimah The Jews rule the world. They must be stopped. Britain should not bend to them and instead bend to us.

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@davidjrosenberg We like the Jews who only remember they are Jews when it fits their political agenda to protect our friend Corbyn. They are not really Jewish, which means we can befriend them just like Corbyn does.

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@hamada_najar We sent you a check.

[Hamas @HamasTrue]

@Independent We love when there are people who share our peaceful values. Peace activists just like us!