Holly May

[Holly May @Hamay]

http://t.co/ofUoQ4kMiz My friend Gerund is from Ingland.

[Holly May @Hamay]

http://t.co/OQJVXEi4xF I miss lost brain cells the most when I can't find my car keys. Also, my car.

[Holly May @Hamay]

http://t.co/6HFdp7AXBd I don't have enough milk for my Cocoa Puffs. Buddha was right. Life is suffering.

[Holly May @Hamay]

http://t.co/hcDabnp67J Glad my parents spent 100k on my education so now I can type "c u @ 2" to my pot guy.

[Holly May @Hamay]

http://t.co/m13oF0wIoW Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

[Holly May @Hamay]

http://t.co/w2GezDa5 Don't hate the playa', hate the white girl who says playa'.

[Holly May @Hamay]

http://t.co/ktoTGgSh "It's not you, it's me." - Humidity, to Heat

[Holly May @Hamay]

The best part of being a supervillain is the freedom to laugh maniacally at all times http://t.co/kPd0Dz7o

[Holly May @Hamay]

http://t.co/OHqnVaOh I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.