Amber Curtis

I run on Dunkin

[Jayne @altjayne]

apple had no business coming at me with a weekly screen time report this morning

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

Folks it’s actually happening, I am the Luggage Guy. Tune in next week. #TheBachelor

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

going on a date tonight should I ask him about his high school Sport injury off the bat or just wait & make it a fun lil surprise like ooo when’s he gonna bring it up unprompted

[Francesca @BarstoolFran]

1. Priyanka stole the show
2. Hello thighs
3. Sophie can do it all
4. MORE KEVIN AND DANIELLE #WhatAManGottaDoVideo

[Jonas Brothers @jonasbrothers]

WHAT A MAN GOTTA DO 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ 1.17.20
https://t.co/CkhPneq3CL

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

my ideal sunday afternoon? reclining, poolside, 81 degrees. a muscular man is fanning me softly with a palm leaf. another one is feeding me endless breadsticks from olive garden. sophie turner is juuling beside me

[trish @ultragloss]

running away to greece is ok. sleeping with 3 men in one summer is ok. not knowing which one of them is the father of ur daughter is ok. encountering the 3 of them at her wedding is ok. only communicating through abba songs is ok. do whatever u need to do to cope.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

oh yeah my new year’s resolution is to stop texting guys I know I’m not into just because I know they’ll give me attention

[Netflix @netflix]

You Season 2. Twelve hours.

[Francesca @BarstoolFran]

The prosecco is going down at a rapid rate

[dani @heyitsjobros]

no one:
not a single soul:
seriously no one:
Joe Jonas:

[𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊 @parisianchIoe]

lily james as young donna sheridan still sends me

[John Stamos @JohnStamos]

#Jobrosforlife

[Amber Curtis @hAMBERger____]

@bethpopkern I can’t even begin to tell you how ridiculous you are

[Dove Cameron @DoveCameron]

🤧😭🖤

[Amber Curtis @hAMBERger____]

@bethpopkern it’s because of my transformative realization about tl the other day. sorry

[Amber Curtis @hAMBERger____]

@bethpopkern how are we even friends

[🧚🏽 𝙾𝙶 𝙵𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚊 ✨ @JoXoArtist]

this is why you don't sit on your fucking bed with outside clothes on