ham

[ham @hambug19]

When the glitter fades it’s hard to look away

[ham @hambug19]

Bad tummy ache made me look like I was just starting to show and man’s natural instincts kicked in and he’s like oh yes we like this look

[ham @hambug19]

Circumventing the AI crisis by using old ass technology bc if it’s not broken, I’m not buying.

[ham @hambug19]

Bikini season. That’s all.

[ash @ashleyyjoelle]

I saw a post that was like

“dudes meet their wife on hinge and get their jobs off of indeed and wonder why their life is slop”

and I genuinely had to take a 20 min lap to think about it

[ham @hambug19]

For a very short time in my life I had three step siblings

[ham @hambug19]

I haven’t had central air in 4 years. It’s really ok you’re just not properly acclimated.

[ham @hambug19]

Hey, sorry, I ordered a 75° and sunny evening not a rain storm.

[ham @hambug19]

Hey, yeah, I’m starving. I’ll take a brew.

[ham @hambug19]

Serve in a bowl with vanilla bean ice cream. YUM.

[ham @hambug19]

kicking off summer with my first ever try at a banana bread berry cobbler

[ham @hambug19]

Not letting him eat anything unless it’s made from scratch

[ham @hambug19]

friend or foe

[ham @hambug19]

Saved the chipmunk in my yard from drowning today. Not all heroes wear capes, some of them wear linen shorts and a tank and like to read at lunch.

[ham @hambug19]

Rounding out my twenties in the best shape of my life.

Walk into the unknown with a guarded heart, let newness wash over you, establish discipline early and reassess often, and don’t ever, ever deny yourself the magnificent beauty of the earth’s pleasures.

[ham @hambug19]

Flat Stanley run

[ham @hambug19]

My fun baggy denim shorts from last summer are still fun but way too baggy now and I only discovered this in real time.

[ham @hambug19]

@httplec 10