Mark Gallagher

Jokes

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@myoung512 @AP Dunno man. You seem to be pretty upset here.

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@RGAZ4LIFE @mikerecine No.

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@RGAZ4LIFE @mikerecine Yeah he didn't suggest a religion my man

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@mtaibbi just found out about the book you sued (and lost) over. Gonna read it now. Wouldn't have known about it were it not for your free publicity.

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@PenguinSix No need to go to the hospital if you're already dead

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@ksorbs Imagine being so mad they canceled Hercules 40 years ago you turn into a nazi

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@JDVance Did you take a comedy class from Elon Musk?

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@RudyGiuliani I thought you died after you fell off that prostitute in new Hampshire

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@nicksortor Whoops. You put the comma in the wrong place "Keep fighting ICE, patriots!"

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@nicksortor They should have punched you in the balls

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@Riley_Gaines_ This guy has a uterus. I know your mind is small, but you gotta find a way to wrap it around the basic reality that trans people exist

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@RealDeanCain @Princeton @SenTedCruz 2 guys who can't pass an ICE training test

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@PeteristheNewbl Magicians assistants are a thankless job

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@priyaee_ Nice try, lady.

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@SenFettermanPA You should have skipped the vote

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@mtaibbi Wow Matt i cant believe you would share a sick meme like this!

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@JDVance Its the colors or barbasol

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@Olivia_Reingold

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@BenGreenJeru @mehdirhasan @ryangrim @MazMHussain @DouglasKMurray @ComicDaveSmith Is every pro Israel person a full on psycho? I'm glad Americans have what it takes to shit on their own country all the time.

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@MeghanMcCain Your father died for your sins