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ceo of the victorian earthquake prediction authority | @ham2point0

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

It’s beautiful 🥹

Melbourne loves its Metro Tunnel 🫶🏻

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

ok we will sell Tasmania sorry

[The Sydney Morning Herald @smh]

The Trump administration has proposed a new 12.5 per cent tariff on Australia and a slew of other countries for allegedly failing to take action to prevent slavery, angering the federal government.
https://t.co/nMGoF7dcZm

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

debt is a serious problem, that is why we are spending $30 billion on a new freeway, hiring 100000 police officers and drastically reducing the states revenue base by cutting taxes for landlords

[Herald Sun @theheraldsun]

An Outer Metropolitan Ring Road that promises to shift freight from growing suburbs in Melbourne’s north and west is shaping as a key election issue, with the Victorian opposition saying it’s a “state-shaping project” that makes “more sense than the SRL”. > https://t.co/e1KYmvmrUC

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

@TomMalleeOgden they make you get off the train, go buy sushi from the dystopian sushi outlet, watch some advertising then get back on

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

the shit I find on Facebook lately wowee

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

it opened 12 years ago, go find another hobby

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

standing on a platform feeling the cold in my bones

sitting on the train sweltering in a sauna

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

stonnington council having a normal one

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

if basil zemplias ever becomes WA premier we should probably just let them secede ok

[Em @arcadioenjoyer]

asking the lady at the sex shop if they have a vibrator with an "expansion gaps on the dixon veloway" setting

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

touch on your myki or a ticket inspector will launch a ballistic missile at your train carriage

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

authorised officers resorting to extreme measures to capture fare evaders now that free travel is over

[7NEWS Melbourne @7NewsMelbourne]

BREAKING: There has been an explosion on a Craigieburn line train. @NickMcCallum7 has the latest.

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actually don’t know where I put my Myki

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

does anyone know where to buy some ube ice cream

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we are only serious about productivity reform in this country if we introduce express trains on weekends

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

Legendary type shit

🚘 vs🚈

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what do you mean in the year 2026 that the only way to contact an energy retailer for this stuff is between like 8-5 Monday to Friday and you have no other options

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

energy retailer failed to send service order, have no power and told to try again on Monday morning 🙃

how are there not minimum service obligations for energy retailers on this stuff

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

forced to listen to a 7 minute automated recording of terms and conditions from my electricity company basically saying how by signing up to a new plan I waive all my rights as a human being

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

Legendary type shit

🚘 vs🚈

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

@TomMalleeOgden thank you inland rail

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

forced to listen to a 7 minute automated recording of terms and conditions from my electricity company basically saying how by signing up to a new plan I waive all my rights as a human being

[ham 🪴 @hamhammer27]

do not show this to v/line

[Trashed Panda @RailroadRaccoon]

The MBTA has selected Stadler to build their new commuter trains for the Fairmount Line. They should be getting the exact same BEMU trains as Caltrain.