Hamish

I’m a Book worm, happy guy, and above all… proud to be Scottish

Also I’m new to twitter so bear with me!

also ignore how cringe all of the above is

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Happy Back To Hogwarts Day!

This is where it all began…

https://t.co/LUiH8Bd0Ja

[Richard Mark Fitzpatrick @richfitz]

@jk_rowling J.K Rowling's comebacks are like watching a bunch of thugs trying to beat up an old man, only to find out he is a kung fu master.

[Will Harley 🇧🇪🇬🇧 @Hardley76]

@Sseeaann63 @jk_rowling @ni_wrn Yes, I remember when Satan founded multiple charities for orphans and rape victims, donated tens of millions to medical research and the homeless, and rescued female lawyers from the Taliban. Come back when you’ve done a fraction of this, you spiteful, woman-hating prick.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I think I'm JK Rowling. Who the fuck are you?