Hamlet

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

RIP to me, at least trying to kill my uncle is over that was way to tiring

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

buddys beefin, wanna tilly?

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

All part of the plan, i'll get Claudio later but Polonius had to go, buddy kept killing the vibes with my girl Ophelia #Claudiosnext

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

Felt bad about talking to my mom like that but had to tell her about my greasy uncle 😬

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

Its 420, thought i'd celebrate it with the boys and now i'm seeing a ghost that no one else is #GoodStuff

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

Whatever, low key wanted to go to England anyways

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

Don't know why buddy Polonius is spying on me in Gertrude's chamber, just trying to vibe out #stalker

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

To slay or not to slay? #Ophelia

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

Put on a show for the ages to expose uncle daddy and buddy runs out like a coward #wow

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

Should I stay or should I go #decisions

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

Don't know why Ophelia thinks I'm being crazy, literally just chilling

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

I don't care if Polonius doesn't like how I am with Ophelia, I'm trying to wheel man #cockblock

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

For real doe, who gonna help me get this girl to a nunnery

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

@ophelia_eb Did it work?😏

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

Would have been much easier if my boys from Norway came and killed my scum uncle #notrust

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

what can I say, the love notes usually work #romatic

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

@LaertesBW @Spoopy64057 please encourage her😏😎

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

My uncle thinks he can get away with murdering my father and no one will ever know, I don't think so #uncledaddysdead #tarpsoff

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

I just wanna smash, why is Ophelia being so difficult #onenightstand

[Hamlet @HamletJM4]

Can't believe my mom is sleeping with my uncle, it's only been a month #savage