Hammad Jawaid

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@joinshift shift

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Homophobes when ChatGPT puts pronouns at the end of their email

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When you realize you should’ve asked for more money for the beat

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Hip hop elitists when they see drake in their top 5

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Thanks @drake for spending 3,955 minutes with me in 2022 😩😩😻🤤😩😚🥰. I couldn’t stop listening to Flight's Booked. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/N5GvyJt1H4

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@anguskhlei I’m assuming this is about acronyms for product related things / internal names for things

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@anguskhlei Tbh respect if he did that

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@brandonlal @anguskhlei I'm already envisioning the rant anthony fantano about to go on because of this line and song 😴

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@anguskhlei Lmaoo frr just a horrifying life

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Every Francis storyline in Malcolm in the middle was traumatic af. Esp the Alaska stuff

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My doordash came way quickly. They def microwaved it 😔

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Lmao damn imma have 0 friends at my convocation

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Antiwordle #57 🏆 This gotta be a world record 🏆
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Poeltl #6 - 3/8

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The more run down a Pakistani restaurant is the better the food

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Going thru my villain arc in the school group projects saga

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Why does PS4 still use the PS3 update screen

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Frequency mfs when they hear the intro to distorted records

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Bruh what is it with Dexter and step sibling love stories 🙅‍♂️

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Justin timberlake x timbaland album gonna be so good