The Bastard Hammer ⚒

Living life the West Ham way. ⚒️🇲🇽 #COYI

[The Bastard Hammer ⚒ @HammerBastard]

Just got off the phone with the Queen, she told me West Ham are massive

[Kayleigh🤍 @kay100723]

🤣🤣

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Coufal gonna finish the season with 40 assists what is happening

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Kuduuuuuuussssswswdgddsthd

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Shit refereeing

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So almiron commits a foul that leads to a goal???

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Paqueta is the player people think Zidane was

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Paqueta 🤤🤤

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We might fuck around and end up winning this trophy scoring exclusively from set pieces

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We’re misplacing too many passes ffs

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JWP will score a free kick tonight. You heard it here first

[The Bastard Hammer ⚒ @HammerBastard]

I say this every year, if there is a game you expect to lose it is vs city and tbf we played a very exciting first half but fell a bit flat during the second half. It’s a very exciting season with a lot of potential COYI ⚒️🫶

[The Bastard Hammer ⚒ @HammerBastard]

Fuck me

[The Bastard Hammer ⚒ @HammerBastard]

Fuckkkk offff what a goal ffs

[The Bastard Hammer ⚒ @HammerBastard]

Haaland dropping a first half stinker can only mean one of two things: he either scores 3 in the second half or scores 12 goals vs Belgrade on Tuesday…

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@louiefootbalI And we love him!

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Come onnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

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WARD PROWSE YOU ABSOLUTE BEAUTYYYYY!!!!⚒️⚒️⚒️

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GETTTT INNNNNN

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Hahahaha how haven’t we conceded?

[Central @WestHam_Central]

PLEASE RT: A 13-year-old boy who plays for West Ham United's academy has been diagnosed with a 7cm cancerous brain tumour after the right hand side of his body shut down and he heard 'horrible voices in his head'.

Oscar Ray Fairs has been at the clubs academy since he was six years old and one day wants to be a professional goalkeeper.

Described by friends and family - including Mark Noble - as 'invincible' and 'heroic', Oscar underwent surgery to remove 99% of the tumour on August 31 after losing the ability to walk and talk.

Donations can be made to his GoFundMe page here: https://t.co/GD4r1BpSES