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Never settle for less than you deserve.

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Urban Outfitters: The most expensive way to look poor.

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My girlfriend said we can't hang out tonight because she doesn't exist.

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You're weird, I like that.

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Any day started high is a good day.

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Mom: "Why is everything on the floor?!" Me: "Gravity, mom."

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I've told you 20 billion times not to exaggerate.

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Hey Arnold is probably Stewie's real father.

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I always cook the weirdest shit when I'm stoned, but it is always amazing.

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Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went OK.

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Space photo of the day: Milky Way central action http://t.co/2OT8smNDSV

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Things That Change and Things That Stay The Same by Robert Scott Button http://t.co/GkAdM4g4Jm via @kickstarter

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When was the first successful parachute jump? http://t.co/WrCePvS1Oy

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Trust us, "Gravity" is way better with pinball sounds http://t.co/TRdlLyOenu

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Did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan.

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You waited too long.

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