ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴ ᴏᴋᴀʏ?

-portrayal of the blacksmith from castle crashers
-sfw only but dark themes are ahead
-ships with chem

#castlecrashersrp #mvrp

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

Why do I hear someone playing that one Christmas song by mariah carey?

IT'S THE MIDDLE OF NOVEMBER

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

I accidentally slept on the job

Let's just hope the king won't complain 👍

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

Since it's Halloween

Hopefully nobody steals the candy I have for the trick or treaters-

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

Morni- wait why do I smell something burning?

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

Been hearing strange noises lately

Hopefully it's not someone on their way to kill me-

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

No you don't

[𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐝 @Invading_alien_]

I think I remember that

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

Well that's a good thing at least

[Toadette ! @DoubleDashMush]

In our defense..uh….we didn’t steal the crystal.

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

...You do remember that you guys attacked the kingdom and kidnapped the princesses right?

[Toadette ! @DoubleDashMush]

Oh, I'm from the Barbarian settlement! I've actually been the Bridge Guard since the raid. Only got on here recently after realizing I don't talk to people all that much.

But that's beside me point, what the hell ye got against us in particular?

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

The hell?-

Where did you come from?

[Toadette ! @DoubleDashMush]

So. How’s that club going?

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

Thank god nobody remembers the incident where I had to wear a maid dress

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

// another cc acc let's fucking go/pos

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

Well he has shown me affection before

Maybe I could do it

[Pizzahead @pizzaheadguy]

He’s bound to catch on eventually if he’s not aware already.

Try..uh..

Showing affection!

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

Honestly? I'm not sure

[Pizzahead @pizzaheadguy]

..Does Pink know?

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

...yes

[Pizzahead @pizzaheadguy]

So.

..Do you like Pink?

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

Yeah I guess

[Pizzahead @pizzaheadguy]

Seems I did, haha!

..Now uh. You gonna be honest with me?

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

Shit

You got me there

[Pizzahead @pizzaheadguy]

[ Awkwardly glaring to the side and scratching his helmet. ]

Yeeeeaaaaaaahhh..

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

[thinking for a minute before having a moment of realization]

Oh-

[Pizzahead @pizzaheadguy]

Exactly! That’s what I was trying to say.

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

// I would love to do angst one day but I couldn't write serious shit for the life of me bro

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

But the circle ain't straight kid-

[Pizzahead @pizzaheadguy]

Dude. You’re as straight as a circle.

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋꜱᴍɪᴛʜ @HAMMERISSMS]

What do you mean? I'm totally straight

[Pizzahead @pizzaheadguy]

I’m not imagining anything when I see it. I already got a good idea of what you are.