Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie

6’0 205 | LSU Alum | Grinder | 12.5 Handicap | Flat Earther | Banned from Tinder | SEC Cat Killer | #BallKnower

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

And goodnight BV #neverkillyourself

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

Damn I miss PAC12 after dark. #Bringitback

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

Not sure how to feel about this one? Shrink or expand?

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

Muggsy Bogues played 14 years in the NBA and was 5 foot 3. What the fuck.

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

@WyattzWorId Twins legend Miguel Sano

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

@CoachD_67 That’s all I needed to hear. Thanks coach and congrats on the title this year.

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

What are the side effects to the gas station rhino pills? Thinking about giving them a shot.

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

Just another hardworking day on the job. No I don’t take Juneteenth off. #LANK

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

#RapeTheBig10

[Ty Jerome @Tyjerome101]

“Dude I’ll take a pic of my fake and instead of state I’ll put st8 bro it’ll be sick” #haha

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

Happy Sunday #besafe

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

@nertsosober my twink buddy @dirty_davieboy wants to know when he can fly u out?

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

@SickoJones Hey Brad,

Please tell me you laid some toilet paper down before you had your one wipe. If not I will be concerned for your health.

Best Retards,
The Hammer

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

100 men, who’s winning?

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

Use your local 9 hole par 3 course to dial in your irons instead of the range, idk #CBTM

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

@daphnec_ham @dirty_davieboy He started because of u.

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

Buddy of mine trying to get a tan. Just pull the pants up and hit the gym #SHRINK

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

@nertsosober Come oil the hammer up

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

wasting the first throw in beer pong to absolutely pelt your opponent, straight tone setter, could be the move?

[Brad “Backwood” Birch @brad_birch69]

I wonder what Tim Walz is doing tonight? Hint: Not this

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

@daphnec_ham Hey Suga Tits,

My buddy loves a good dominatrix! Hope you can help him.

The Hammer

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

@SickoJones Hey Bradley,

Looks like that must’ve ran u some cash. Go out and attack the night.

Sincerely,
The Hammer

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

@big_davecarl Hey Dave,

I wish I knew. Donut underwear a shrink or expand?

Best Regards,
The Hammer