Joe Schwenk

Born and raised in EH. 3rd generation bonacker. House Watcher. I farm, fish, paint (and powerwash). Doing my best to play nice with city people.

[Joe Schwenk @HamptonsBorn]

I apologize for going dark on you guys. But Trump is here. Oil is back and so am I.

[Joe Schwenk @HamptonsBorn]

W/oil at $29 i'm coming home to Sag for good. F-150 loaded by 6am. Already have job lined up to install 10 TOTO toilets for a mortgage dude

[Joe Schwenk @HamptonsBorn]

Ok. Republicans got their asses kicked in East Hampton elections. Get ready for Route 27 curfews for noise abatement & banning sand castles.

[PC_TRADINGCARDS @Wotansson]

I now have a rage therapy property exclusive in the Hamptons Area @MLauer come on down $1500 for 15 minutes cc @HamptonsBorn

[LolasTattoos @LolasTattoosMTK]

@HamptonsBorn + @WEHMRADIO Thank you so much, we would really appreciate it #Montauk #Hamptons

[Joe Schwenk @HamptonsBorn]

Vote for Lisa Larsen & Margaret Turner for the East Hampton Town Board. They focus on job creation, lower taxes,& housing—not aircraft noise

[Joe Schwenk @HamptonsBorn]

East Hampton, please vote. Time for @LarryCantwellEH to leave office. We can't afford higher taxes & fewer jobs due to his airport vendetta

[Joe Schwenk @HamptonsBorn]

Back for Columbus Day weekend. Just like last year but now people scream into their wrists instead of headsets when making calls.

[Supervisor Cantwell @LarryCantwellEH]

@HamptonsBorn I'm sorry, but nothing you just said is accurate.

[Joe Schwenk @HamptonsBorn]

Can't wait to get back to North Dakota—where local government believes in a strong economy and jobs not being stymied by jealous politicians

[Joe Schwenk @HamptonsBorn]

Anything my customers did pales in comparison to EH's incestuous town board. Vote & kick these guys out. They are not interested in our jobs

[Joe Schwenk @HamptonsBorn]

Perfect that @LarryCantwellEH banned uber, beach fires, and outdoor exercise classes on top of cozying up to developers to close the airport

[Joe Schwenk @HamptonsBorn]

Summer 2015 will be known as the season where town officials made locals & transients alike feel like they lived in old communist Russia.

[Glorious Alliance @GloriousAllianc]

@co_pony @HamptonsBorn I was impressed by your coverage... 4G I'd imagine. Yes, lightning speed!

[LZC-NYCArt @LauraConliffe]

http://t.co/TNjwSEv599 Hamptons-Take 5 min. and Help a child. Hospital school teacher needs a little help. @paumanokwine @HamptonsBorn TY

[Joe Schwenk @HamptonsBorn]

@WalkerBragman airport is 100 years old—there before you got your 2nd home. By definition U R a millionaire. Noise is worse at your city pad

[Joe Schwenk @HamptonsBorn]

@mattejacob evidently cooking needs to be finished in Watermill and founder is at party. But what do I know.

[Joe Schwenk @HamptonsBorn]

@WalkerBragman @LarryCantwellEH The airport puts linemen through college and subsidizes operations do your taxes don't go up.

[Joe Schwenk @HamptonsBorn]

HAMPTONS REQUEST OF THE DAY: Jake asked to buy & load Shake Shack burgers & shakes for 50 on to a Heli from city to a sweet 16 in Watermill.

[Joe Schwenk @HamptonsBorn]

After banning Uber, crushing the airport, now @LarryCantwellEH is banning bonfires on East Hampton beaches because of the debris from ashes.