Contrarian Edgelord

Your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.

[Contrarian Edgelord @HamSalad1978]

@MuseBaker Lee Roy Selmon belongs on there.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I'd rather drink the water from a tin of tuna than be asked to share a fun fact about myself as an icebreaker during a team building activity at work.

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996. @thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill

[Contrarian Edgelord @HamSalad1978]

@KevG163 Great post! I remember that first pick-six but not the second one! How many times has a defensive end recorded two career pick-sixes against the same quarterback?

[Contrarian Edgelord @HamSalad1978]

@KentuckyNet The NCAA Division I men's basketball tournament has only been in existence since 1939 — so you can only make fun of them for 87 seasons.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Every time Duke loses, an angel gets his wings.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

ME: Can I buy you a drink?

HER: I have a boyfriend.

ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.

[Contrarian Edgelord @HamSalad1978]

@Brandoniswrite Nope!

[Contrarian Edgelord @HamSalad1978]

@KevG163 I’m a Cowboys fan and Everson Walls is my favorite Cowboys defensive player of all time. I was happy to see him get a ring.

[Contrarian Edgelord @HamSalad1978]

@KevG163 That’s wild there has never been a punt return for a touchdown in the big game. On Darrell Green’s return, cool to see Todd Christensen playing on the Raiders punt team! Thanks for sharing!

[Contrarian Edgelord @HamSalad1978]

@KevG163 I am a Cowboys fan. I felt if the Bills had scored a touchdown on that drive, they would have won. Enormous play by Leon Lett to strip that ball. … I really liked those Bills teams. Had they been playing anyone other than my Cowboys, I would have been pulling for them to win.

[Contrarian Edgelord @HamSalad1978]

@Super70sSports Gary “Hogenbloom”

[Contrarian Edgelord @HamSalad1978]

@KevG163 As someone who once worked outside on a day with a minus-45 degree wind chill, I could not fathom playing football in a game like this!

[Contrarian Edgelord @HamSalad1978]

@KevG163 Thank YOU! Best account on this site!

[Contrarian Edgelord @HamSalad1978]

@KevG163 For some reason, seeing Joe Theismann in the shotgun formation looks odd to me.

[Contrarian Edgelord @HamSalad1978]

@KevG163 Agreed! That’s a thing of beauty!

[Contrarian Edgelord @HamSalad1978]

@KevG163 Dolphins guard Bob Kuechenberg, who started in this 1971 game opposite Bart Starr, would later play alongside Dan Marino in 1983. As a youngster, the time gap felt vast between the eras of Starr and Marino — but looking back, those eras weren’t as far apart as they once seemed.

[Contrarian Edgelord @HamSalad1978]

@KevG163 Always love hearing Dan Dierdorf go bananas about this play!

[Contrarian Edgelord @HamSalad1978]

@FB_Helmet_Guy Awesome photo! Should be on display at a museum.

[Contrarian Edgelord @HamSalad1978]

@KevG163 As a longtime Cowboys fan, I always enjoyed this uniform matchup more than any other. Washington’s uniforms just really popped in that stadium.