Grimmulus Hammb

Amateur professional at large

[Grimmulus Hammb @Hamsliced]

I am deactivating my Twitter profile. Farewell and thanks for the few small pleasures it's provided. I encourage anyone following me to do the same, but to each their own.

Fare thee well, space cowboy.

[Grimmulus Hammb @Hamsliced]

@tjpowell2008 @Canadia56668243 Oh thanks Tammy Jo

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

smoking weed before my errands bc apparently i want buying laundry detergent to be the world’s most difficult task

[Grimmulus Hammb @Hamsliced]

@jaktnova

[Gibbon Liker @GibbonLiker]

i think about this all the time

[Hana Michels (same on all platforms) @HanaMichels]

My son, Elon Musk, used to punch classmates’ boners because he was jealous of the boners.

[Hana Michels (same on all platforms) @HanaMichels]

My son, Elon Musk, loved to go down to the mines to tell the other children to work harder. Such a great manager!

[Grimmulus Hammb @Hamsliced]

@scottjohnson What is this game?

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

A man was shot in the parking lot of a Walmart. Another man Kenneth Vineyard performed CPR until EMTs arrived. A plain clothes cop starts barking orders at Vineyard to back up and violently shoves him hitting his head on the pavement.

Vineyard died. The cop wasn't arrested.

WTF

[nude gingrich @JarJarFan69]

BREAKING: Lauren Boebert has died (diarrhea).

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I hope when the definitive history of the 2016 election is written, they include this tweet, which I feel captured the anxiety of the moment with the quiet grace of a poet.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

every race is like The Democrat has a narrow 50.1-49.9 lead over Republican challenger Gunch Hitler who ran on a platform of exploding everyone

[Grimmulus Hammb @Hamsliced]

@Metanaut_ Fuck that guy

[Manders @TimKalpakis]

Sure I’m gonna vote

Vault
Onto
The
Erection of my hard spouse 🇺🇸

[Shasti @sh44sti]

dark souls NPC: found me down here did you..? rotten luck…i’m bald now ha ha ha….would you mind telling me the football score…? it’s all fruitless now anyway..

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

(parody) hi im elon musk i have every dollar an i put them up my butt (satiré)

[Grimmulus Hammb @Hamsliced]

@NickAdamsinUSA So this is a parody account right? You're supposed to denote that in your handle now.

Seriously though, are you a dumber Biff Tannen?

[Grimmulus Hammb @Hamsliced]

@Npakaderm @mhallanger @_YoungMC @zach5045 @Metanaut_ I remember seeing them somehow suspended in the air but yet still spelling out engrish bullshit. You've managed to break the physics of the game but still can't formulate a sentence in a non-native tongue (presuming they're Chinese).