whatchamacallme

Be Loyal. Be Humble. 🔴 MUFC🔴

[whatchamacallme @Hamsufono]

Nothing lasts forever, all we have is what's between hello and goodbye. ❕❗

[whatchamacallme @Hamsufono]

@Fiftybabanla @grok Who has that flogging fight scene from ipman?

[whatchamacallme @Hamsufono]

How did Tarzan get raised by these wild animals 🙃

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is why we call them wild animals

[whatchamacallme @Hamsufono]

https://t.co/hqE42LGSvv

[whatchamacallme @Hamsufono]

Witnessing a mother taste a pinch of her baby’s poop is a sight you don't easily forget. 😲
No, she wasn't conducting a stool analysis—she was responding to a deeply ingrained folk belief: if a mother licks a bit of her sick baby's stool, the baby’s diarrhea will magically stop..

[whatchamacallme @Hamsufono]

@megalotronic @Rainmaker1973 A baby buffalo is about to be eaten. Send help!

[whatchamacallme @Hamsufono]

Shay make we subscribe before you finish the story?

[Mr. Mjay @sacredsaintmj]

My guy once told me of a time when he would buy this packed Minimie chin-chin that he normally takes for a month or so alone but then his babe would come around and would finish it in a weekend or two.

Apparently, the babe would wake up on a Saturday morning and take the whole pack to bed and start snacking on it until she gets tired which she mostly never does.

He started noticing and was subtly telling her that she takes too much of the chin-chin but she’ll groan about it and say stuffs like “how much is chin-chin?”

This went on for long and he keeps buying it back until he told me about it. I advised him to stop buying it altogether and whenever he feels like taking it, let him buy the smaller pack

The babe noticed he stopped and was always asking why he didn’t buy it anymore whenever she comes around, and my guy will just say they didn’t have at the store.

This went on for long until she asked again another day and my guy just told her she could also buy it when she’s coming over the next time, which the babe actually did.

Then the funny thing happened after that 😂😂😂���

[whatchamacallme @Hamsufono]

@jacon001 @aigbedionemman2 @yabaleftonline Y'all should just migrate to India and start paying dowries.

[whatchamacallme @Hamsufono]

@Jnart_classic @GodsonKankani Homes go through rough patches where what is being provided is not enough but you just have to manage.

[whatchamacallme @Hamsufono]

@TheOddSolace I remember back uni when my roommate professed loudly that when he becomes a political office holder in Nigeria he must loot funds and some others agreed that they would do same.

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Rome built stadiums to stop its own people from rising up. Two thousand years later, we're still walking into the same trap — only we pay for it now.

Al Jazeera's Basel Ghazoghli breaks it down.

[whatchamacallme @Hamsufono]

@BranOnlineTV Why doesn't it change back?

[whatchamacallme @Hamsufono]

Niceee feature.

[さらさら @sarasara_aiart]

長押しで変化？ 𓂃𓈒໒꒱ 𓏸*˚

[whatchamacallme @Hamsufono]

@aakashgupta Blame it on Jonathan Majors.

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@UTDKarra @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC 'Deal is subject to medical ' but you are already looking ahead to the next one. You need to take this one in first.

[whatchamacallme @Hamsufono]

@ManUtd ME 2

[whatchamacallme @Hamsufono]

People talking without speaking.
People hearing without listening.
People writing songs that voices never heard.

[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Hello darkness, my old friend…

[whatchamacallme @Hamsufono]

@MikeBales Birds flying high, you know how I feel.

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@Ogbenitom Terry Apala nkor

[whatchamacallme @Hamsufono]

@faith_ajebo But ur boyfriend no dey Twitter Sha.