Jai Hanani

MLE @SarvamAI. MSc @CMI. White Light Hater. Plastic Fumes Disliker

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

Last Week I spent 2 hours cleaning this lake near HSR, Bengaluru.
Not only have the removed the garbage from the garbage covers, they even threw it everywhere.

This hurts the heart.

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

In my sleep today, I was summoned by the Fish Nation. They were dying. They were crying. Due to plastic. They called upon me to exact revenge. To off the offsprings of the offenders. To take their wives. I said times have changed. Can't do those things anymore. Thus, This.

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

Had to buy a trash-picker because I live amidst the uncivilised.

[Bhoota @bhoota_]

Gandaberunda is cool, but Hoysala emblem is goated. Mogs all other emblems single handedly.

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

Then, I realised there exists no race of men who spent more time riding the modern horse - The Motorcycle than the Indians.

Thus, the greatest motorized light cavalry to ever exist can be formed from India. Second would be Brazil, maybe

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

All great empires in history were troubled by this war-like horseback riding people who could wield the horse like no other.

Historians & anthropologists attribute it to the amount of time these people spent on horses from a very young age.

I used to be jealous. 🧵👇

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

On my 3rd attempt, it drew my blood. But I'm too enamored to relent.

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

@findingnische Lol! I asked it draw a building 😅

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

@ananyabananyaa @sanctuaryparc @paulfinneyx @saaketsharmax @rakshitagarwall @clearlysid they were really good!

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

My body and the soul rejects "collectivism" with fervour, but not gonna lie sometimes it feels heart-warming, joyous. This video is from China (?)

[فيديو نت @videonet_]

قبل هطول الأمطار المتوقعة ، العايلة كلها تسابقوا يدخلون القمح لكي لا يتلف���️

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

Art of the highest order

[Sarvam @SarvamAI]

Presenting Bulbul V4

Our Text-to-speech model with richer emotion, natural expression and greater vocal range.

Give it a listen:

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

Soon I shall deal these offenders an incapacitating blow.

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

This isn't a reactionary statement anymore. The eyes genuinely hurt. The brain hurts. Everyday. The glaring white LEDs on motor vehicles and the dystopian street lights.

We must fight back. We ain't lab rats.

[Viraj Raundal @virajraundal8]

The Indian civilisation is meant to be a space-faring civilisation. God doesn't award you a location so perfect for it only for you to launch twice a year. You are supposed to take off twice a day and honour the god's wish.

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

@alokbishoyi97 ✋

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

This isn't a reactionary statement anymore. The eyes genuinely hurt. The brain hurts. Everyday. The glaring white LEDs on motor vehicles and the dystopian street lights.

We must fight back. We ain't lab rats.

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

I hate White Lights, man. Especially on Vehicles. Life becomes a literal hell on roads after sunset. It feels as if hundreds of people stabbing me, puncturing my eye balls. ☹️😢

[Henry Shevlin @dioscuri]

As a teenager reading about the decline of the Ottoman and Habsburg empires, I couldn't understand why they mostly just let it happen. Why not reform urgently, slash the bureaucracy, race to adopt the new technologies?
Much less confused these days.

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

I hate White Lights, man. Especially on Vehicles. Life becomes a literal hell on roads after sunset. It feels as if hundreds of people stabbing me, puncturing my eye balls. ☹️😢

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

Till they start doing that, I'm more than happy to pay as many 500s in fine as it takes.

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

To the members of the Indian Government, I refuse to wear helmets inside clogged lanes of inner cities.

[Jai Hanani @HananiJai]

To the enthusiastic members of the Indian Populace, think about why the all-knowing, big-daddy doesn't check for helmets on the highways.

If it really cared for it would've put checkpoints on the highways, where the probability of cracking your skull open is much higher.