Chris Handlovitch

Gryffindor | Yinzer | #Pens fan

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

I saw a comment on a youtube video that said we need to make a better world for Keanu to live in. That shit hit me in the soul.

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

Well the standard was pretty low. So that’s probably a good start.

[Mike DeFabo @MikeDeFabo]

“The standard is the standard” sign that once greeted players walking into the locker room at Acrisure Stadium during the Mike Tomlin era has been replaced with a massive Steelers logo.

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

@i_amkoryb

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

Me with my phone shaker for Pokémon go

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

There is now a fitness app that lets you bet money on your own steps

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

@Mike_kim714 107

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

The worst sports take of all time…

[Jeff Bean @sadwinnipegfan]

How easy each MLB fanbase has it tier list

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

#FreeBryson

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Bryson going back and forth with rules officials claiming he improved his lie on the 5th hole of today’s round 🍿🍿🍿

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

@Mike_kim714 29.6

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

I wish I could unsubscribe from breaking points a second time.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

NEW: Politico knew at the time of publication precisely what Jenny Racicot texted to Graham Platner but deliberately omitted it from their article. Racicot, according to the lead Politico reporter on the story, told Platner she “needed her glute massaged.” He told her he was coming right over; she responded by telling him not to do so, but he came over quickly.

Whether this detail is important to you or not, it is a shocking breach of journalistic ethics by Politico and CNN not to include it in their coverage. Story at Drop Site to follow.

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

@ryangrim It doesn’t matter what she said before she said don’t come over. Even if you excuse that and say he misunderstood and came over anyway. He would have got the messages of don’t come over. So he could have left and went home. It doesn’t change what he did after she said no.

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

@NHL_Muse Kris Beech

[GluteActivator @Glute_Activator]

If US soccer fans are interested in being wildly outclassed vs Europeans more often, I would like to introduce them to the Ryder Cup.

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

@NUCLRGOLF Aren’t you allowed to play your ball from a penalty area as it lies and ground the club? It’s only a penalty stroke if you can’t play your ball and have to take relief.

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

I’ve seen enough. Give him a third term.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

USA-USA-USA 🦅

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

Playing the hole the way Tiger would.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🏊🏌️ #CLIFF JUMP — Someone LAUNCHED a golf cart off a cliff on the 19th hole at Payne’s Valley, a course designed by Tiger Woods 🫨

“Now they’re swimming to get their stuff out of the cart” 💀

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

Benjamin Netanyahu, the #pirates bullpen is close to developing a nuclear weapon. So what must be done.

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

People finally figuring out that Freddy is a Fed.

[Sports TV News & Updates @TVSportsUpdates]

The German soccer fan Freddy appears to have deactivated his Twitter account.

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

As someone who go into golf post covid I always thought the #SHRINK stuff was a annoying

But

Jesus Christ… #SHRINK

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

😳😲⛳️ #SHOCKING — Will Ferrell stripped down for a SKIMS ad promoting his upcoming golf Netflix series, "The Hawk"

"His body says retired. His SKIMS say one more round."

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY FREDDY

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

Jordan Spieth, I am begging you to put a LAB, a Taylormade Spider, or literally any mallet in play tomorrow.

[Chris Handlovitch @Handlovitch]

They’re 80 and eat Taco Bell every day. Honestly, how many lunches is Taco Bell really out here? Good for them tho. That’s the dream.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

An 81-year-old couple celebrated over six decades of marriage by renewing their vows at their favorite Taco Bell

After eating there every day for 12 years, the chain has now rewarded them with free lunches for life