HELEN and PARIS CHIRPS

Chirping that innocent fool named Hector 😈

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Hector after his wife and kid tell him not to return to war @HectorIsTheGoat #RealTalk #TrueFacts

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@HectorIsTheGoat After his wife and kid tell him not to leave #realtalk #truefacts

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Hector as a leader is a bum. He had to be saved by Apollo two times! He can’t fight, have respect, or even save himself. If he can’t save himself how can he save his country? #notmyleader

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Talk to me when you get with Aphrodite #LAMBTALK #Shmood #igotgame

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Hector is rude to his family. He calls Paris a coward daily! If he can’t even respect his family how can he respect a whole country! Not good leadership traits!

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Hector can’t even defend himself from Achilles who has sat out the whole war! He is a sorry excuse for a warrior and can’t defend a whole nation if he can’t even defend himself.

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Hector definitely doesn’t keep family first. He could have stayed to protect his family instead he selfishly left them to return to war and eventually die.

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Hector shows no respect towards even towards people who can’t defend themself! He’s insane.

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LOOK AT THIS! Hector doesn’t even show mercy towards ones who are at the brink of death.

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Slander over one of your own? Not very classy but I should expect no class from you filthy Acheans🚨 #flamed #justgetofftwitteralready

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Meet at dusk at the Trojan camp. I will wear the armor of Patroclus! I will prevail and take your head as prize! #tocoolforschool #alltalk #IheardAchillesisgay

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You filthy Achaean... when will you ever learn. YOU WILL BE TANTALIZED FOR YOUR IGNORANCE‼️you will never match the power of troy #therealmicdrop #getofftwitter #yourov

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@DaAgamemnon This so called “war” is obviously in our favor...why even try?

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#killerinstinct #takenoprisoners

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But you won’t go to war against me🧐 you act like a damsel in distress👀👀👀😎

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But you won’t go to war against me🧐 you act like a damsel in distress👀👀👀😎

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@DaAgamemnon i didn’t want it to come to this.... thou art an innocent fool🗣🗣🗣

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i was trying to tweet something back but i couldn’t think of anything because your irrelevant #irrelevant #getonourlevel

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@DaAgamemnon When you won’t even battle me🚨