Tyler Smith

This is where I'd write something really cool about my life, but that's kind of lame. Twitter doesn't deserve to know how good my life is.

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

Tried to hire CraigsList escort in Bozeman to podcast anonymously for her usual rate. She declined. Fuck, yes. Podcast no. #Morals

[Tyler Smith @Hands_908]

Wait.. what are you shipping and mailing? #cp http://t.co/XbE84z8Mmn

[Tyler Smith @Hands_908]

Almond coffee bubble tea for my birthday. Hazaahhh! http://t.co/DRvEHBFBdz

[Tyler Smith @Hands_908]

@verdjak thanks man!

[Tyler Smith @Hands_908]

Started my 21st birthday with a bang, now I gotta end it with one too #21 #ohshit

[Tyler Smith @Hands_908]

#almost21 #ohshit

[Tyler Smith @Hands_908]

#beautifulweather #traffic #fuckmyboss for making me drive back to DC for my final paycheck http://t.co/E37z861j9z

[Tyler Smith @Hands_908]

So, to shave the beard or become a mountain man.. #decisions

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

1) Say "Eye" 2) Spell the word "Map" 3) Say "Ness"

[Mike V ⚡️ @74m1ke]

Lol funny how no one is talking about NBA finals this AM. I guess when the heat get annihilated and Lebron is awful people don't care.

[Tyler Smith @Hands_908]

Good to be home

[Rachel @rachelemily__]

What is happening?

[Mike V ⚡️ @74m1ke]

I really hope the heat lose tonight

[Tyler Smith @Hands_908]

When people get dressed for the day like they're going to a rave... Bitch tone it down a bit, you're only going to Five Guys #ratchet

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

This is a tweet made with voice recognition while I am on the highway. Welcome to the future bitches

[Tyler Smith @Hands_908]

Decided to sit down in the plaza for a while #breezy #tattoos #chillin http://t.co/zRcEmprJld

[DelphiDubz @DelphiDubz]

That bitch is basic and she doesn't even know it. Fake hair, fake smile, fake voice, fake complexion, fake laugh, bitch you're fake.

[NORML New Jersey @NORMLNewJersey]

Millions of lives crushed, and billions of dollars spent keeping marijuana illegal. What has it accomplished? talk about it #njpolitics #NJ