Not Really Jerry Mathers

If the guy who invented it says it's pronounced jifs, that's good enough for me

[Not Really Jerry Mathers @HandsAtlanta]

So I was out in the neighborhood this morning…

#NeverAgain #MarchForOurLives #Enough @JaclynCorin @cameron_kasky @davidhogg111 @Emma4Change @Sarahchadwickk

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@stocktradernet @TripleDTrader No T shirt? Must be a stunt double.

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@SecMullinDHS @DHSgov "Secretary Mullin, there's a Dinesh D'Souza on line 1. Wants to thank you for ignoring his campaign contribution fraud conviction."

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@Doll_Phan72 Used a free app called Niagara Launcher to change my home screen to look like this and now I can't make that mistake {again - you ain't alone}

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@RoguePOTUSStaff Not a problem. The real reason he's going to the NBA game tonite is to receive the inaugural James Dolan Peace Prize

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@LuFromdade @GhostOfAdamGase True enough but for five bucks, I'll take it

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@LuFromdade @GhostOfAdamGase Looks a little wrinkly because of the way it's hanging but it's not - it's pristine. Got it a few years ago for $5 at a Dolphins garage sale. Used to be worn by #40 but I've never been able to figure out who that was

[Not Really Jerry Mathers @HandsAtlanta]

@OmarKelly There's a player from every generation that this can be said about. Your generation has no idea how good Pete Maravich was.

The generation before you has no idea how good Bob Cousy was.

It goes on and on.

[Not Really Jerry Mathers @HandsAtlanta]

@MVZaGoGo @springsteen @StevieVanZandt @jonbonjovi Love this. Sad that Southside couldn't come out and play too

[Not Really Jerry Mathers @HandsAtlanta]

Not for Bears fans. Hammond, IN is about 25 miles from Soldier Field. By comparison, MetLife Stadium in NJ is 22 miles away from the Jets old home, Shea Stadium in Queens. Jets and Giants both kept the NY in their names despite playing in another state

[Armando Salguero @ArmandoSalguero]

Bye Chicago… what a disaster

[Not Really Jerry Mathers @HandsAtlanta]

Given that Donald Trump said "smart people don't like me," this might be intentional by DeSantis

[Miami Herald @MiamiHerald]

South Florida schools would lose $1b under DeSantis’ tax plan, analysis finds https://t.co/fC8fu6YZOY

[Not Really Jerry Mathers @HandsAtlanta]

…said the man who benefited from those elections twice {and whose party currently holds majorities in the House of Reps, the Senate, and the nation's governors seats}

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

And you are living proof of that

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@Doll_Phan72 I'm glad it's not me but if I was 80 or 90 years younger I'd probably be annoying AF

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@ochocinco If she's 2" taller, that's a PBU

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@mustbemarisa87 @DolphinsTalk

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@CastrikN @OmarKelly Sun protection

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@Gosleepriya Learned this one in massage school

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Impossible choice

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@TaylorS34728333 @OmarKelly Every year ZT participates in the Dolphins Cancer Challenge which includes bicycle rides of anywhere from 13 to 99 miles. One of the rides is 54 miles to honor him

[Not Really Jerry Mathers @HandsAtlanta]

Free lollipops

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: If the president is in such perfect health, why does he keep going back in for checkups?

DR OZ: I think he likes the results. He does really well. He aces the test every single day.

[Not Really Jerry Mathers @HandsAtlanta]

@terribletiffy12 I have to keep sugar to a minimum but I might just find a real one and try it. Can't be any worse