Sloth Astronaut

I listen to the wind of my soul

[Sloth Astronaut @HandyDandyAndy2]

If all you can do is call your opponent a “vegan” you’ve already lost the debate.

I will be vehemently voting for @jamestalarico to bring about some positive change to this state

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Ken Paxton is throwing everything he has at us.

He’s called me a radical leftist. He’s called me a fake Christian. He’s even called me a vegan!

I’m an 8th generation Texan — I've been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment.

[Sloth Astronaut @HandyDandyAndy2]

@Jessica42806219 @HalfwayPost @POTUS Man it took me two seconds to find the Russian troll bot

[Sloth Astronaut @HandyDandyAndy2]

@theblockspot If you are a Purdue fan, you are in a golden age of basketball. Enjoy it while we can!

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Dangerous people should not be allowed into the country.

Dangerous people should not be allowed to get guns.

Texans understand this — you apparently don’t.

[Sloth Astronaut @HandyDandyAndy2]

@HEB Thank you!

[Sloth Astronaut @HandyDandyAndy2]

@HEB we love your products and thought you should be aware that your HEB Bakery tortillas have really gone down in quality. They are super tiny and more often than not, nowhere close to being a circle. In a 10 pack, we regularly see 4 shaped like this

[Sloth Astronaut @HandyDandyAndy2]

@HEB The HEB off of Research in Austin. Our only complaint about this location !

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Welp, that was a massive disgrace to the American people.

> Barely even speaks English.
> Not from here.
> Associates with criminals and pedophiles.

DO NOT see the Melania movie.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

They shot Renee Good in the face.
They kidnapped Liam Ramos.
They just executed a man on the street.

Unmask them. Prosecute them. No more secret police.

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

🫡

#ProBowlVote + Quay Walker

[Sloth Astronaut @HandyDandyAndy2]

#ProBowlVote Jordan Love

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

🚨SIGNED GIVEAWAY🚨

To win:
1. RT
2. Comment #ProBowlVote + [any Packers player name]

Rasheed Walker
Dontayvion Wicks
Aaron Banks
Colby Wooden
Brandon McManus
Matthew Golden
Romeo Doubs
Evan Williams
Josh Jacobs
Keisean Nixon
Jordan Love
Zach Tom
Matt Orzech

[Edgerrin Cooper @edgerrincooper1]

#ProBowlVote @edgerrincooper1

[Sloth Astronaut @HandyDandyAndy2]

#ProBowlVote

Rasheed Walker
Dontayvion Wicks
Aaron Banks
Colby Wooden
Romeo Doubs
Brandon McManus
Matthew Golden
Matt Orzech
Daniel Whelan
Sean Rhyan
Evan Williams
Javon Bullard
Isaiah McDuffie
Zach Tom
Luke Musgrave

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

🚨SIGNED GIVEAWAY🚨

To win:
1. RT
2. Comment #ProBowlVote + [any Packers player name]

Rasheed Walker
Dontayvion Wicks
Aaron Banks
Colby Wooden
Romeo Doubs
Brandon McManus
Matthew Golden
Matt Orzech
Daniel Whelan
Sean Rhyan
Evan Williams
Javon Bullard
Isaiah McDuffie
Zach Tom
Luke Musgrave

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Damn probably shouldn’t have campaigned on fixing everything day one then

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

RT to #ProBowlVote

Jordan Love
Josh Jacobs
Christian Watson
Romeo Doubs
Dontayvion Wicks
Luke Musgrave
Matthew Golden
Sean Rhyan
Aaron Banks
Zach Tom
Rasheed Walker
Jordan Morgan

[Sloth Astronaut @HandyDandyAndy2]

@austintexasgov you’ve got a giant mess downtown where 8th street is closed. No warning of street closure until you’re in it

[Lauren Windsor @lawindsor]

most wives would be booting their men out of bed and to the couch for this... but that's not a great option for usha either

[ᗩᑎT ᗯᖇIGᕼT @itsAntWright]

I’m not trying to start drama I swear.. but for the Indiana Hoosier people who are lifelong diehard Notre Dame football fans

Has anything changed or have things remained status quo

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

“Nobody wants to work anymore”