Kirby Hooterville

In a former life, I was Hooterville's finest salesman. I've been reincarnated as Head Coach of the Georgia Bulldogs. I still look the same.

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@OfficialOPLive So, that's what happened to Woody Harrelson!

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@SChrysanthus @YourTaylorFarms Unfortunately, the DMV will not issue a drivers license to a "monkey", so I can't drive to Walmart and learn what all the other primates experience at Walmart.

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@Bob4Florida @YourTaylorFarms I am not familiar with the term "MAGA" (probably because I am a "retard"). You're obviously intelligent, so can you please explain what such term represents? Thanks.

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@CJtwts98 @YourTaylorFarms Regarding the interest you display in the last word in your comment: although you're clearly a nice guy, I must politely decline.

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@Factoiddd @YourTaylorFarms Given your superior intelligence, as well the steady demeanor and mature discernment you display in your comments here, may I suggest you annoint yourself as the leader of the Taylor Farms Public Relations Department?

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@Factoiddd @YourTaylorFarms Despite the fact that the company politely apologized to me and acknowledged I was correct, you nonetheless have the right to display your character and intelligence with your truly insightful comments.

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@drsanjaygupta https://t.co/z4hPELFWLA

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@drsanjaygupta "UPDATE"? You're actually not up-to-date. FDA announced this afternoon a sample of lettuce NOT included in the recall you cite has tested positive for the parasite

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@HaveAHeartx3 @YourTaylorFarms

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@YourTaylorFarms I apologize. My illiteracy made me think I was reading this:

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@YourTaylorFarms Your press release does not specify "from the region identified". In my opinion, if you're trying to rebuild trust, inaccurate press releases and parsing words is a poor way to do so. Good luck.

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@ShortsLazy @YourTaylorFarms Since I can't read, can you please read this for me?....

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@tetrty @YourTaylorFarms

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@TimmyMento @YourTaylorFarms Agreed. Obviously, I cannot read...except for your insightful comment, the company's polite clarification that I was correct, and this....

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@CJtwts98 @YourTaylorFarms Hey "Bro"! I hope one day to achieve the pinnacle of oratory you display.

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@tingle_lou @YourTaylorFarms

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@SChrysanthus @YourTaylorFarms Eh...in a subsequent response on this thread, the company politely acknowledged this "monkey" was correct. Nevertheless, thank you for your thoughtful and insightful characterization of your fellow primate.

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@Bob4Florida @YourTaylorFarms I certainly must be a "retard", given that someone with your exquisite sense of discernment believes I am.

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@Seedsoilsunrain @YourTaylorFarms Although I am a "dimwit", I agree with you.

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@Jaggypie @JamiesCrying15 @YourTaylorFarms The company's initial press release is incomplete and factually inaccurate, as clearly demonstrated in the company's responses on this thread.