HangryGrassHead

I’m the Hangry Grasshead. Rule #1: FEED ME on time Rule #2: Don’t EVER mess with my hair.

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@timcappalli Woohoo! We hope you loved it. Your pesto looks like it turned out super smooth and delicious!

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@DabrowskiDan I'm the Hangry Grasshead and I approve this lawn!

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@johnswan That lawn is a solid 5 on a good day!

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Tag a neighbour who desperately needs to be reminded to feed their grass #HANGRYREMINDER

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@dsw26 I'm the Hangry Grasshead and I approve this lawn!

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Having bad grass isn’t a personality trait…. #feedyourgrass

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@RealJamHamster Ever head of... LAWN CARE?!!!

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@AZLasik Wanna know what I like on my hamburgers? A little bit of cheese and a lot of Scotts Green Max Lawn Food.

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@Siggyserafino How dare you sit there and eat your burger meawhile your grass has been starving for MONTHS! #FEEDME

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@NachoFerreyraF Wanna know what I like on my hamburgers? A little bit of cheese and a lot of Scotts Green Max Lawn Food.

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@huykman How about.... you feed your grass before you stuff your face with that burger #hangry

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@piworks How about.... you feed your grass before you stuff your face with that burger #hangry

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@AllysInsprdLife There's no denying that grass fed beef makes the best burgers #feedyourgrass

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So...you got any of that lawn food I so kindly asked about?

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@Moneybagg_Diana If your grass looks like my hair you need to FEED your grass!

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@JulzMunczy I'm the Hangry Grasshead and I approve this lawn!

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@WeLikeFlowers1 I'm the Hangry Grasshead and I approve this lawn!

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@newton_zw @JGarnetZW @hatiperi_wacho @NaStondie @mboendlov @TamudaBianca @nigel_waleazy @MaphosaNozibelo @thepsyc_analyst @BigNdebele @LeroyMthuNdlovu I'll let you in a secret... *whispers* Scotts Green Max Lawn Food

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That awkward moment when you get angry watching a stranger walk all over your lawn, but then you realize your grass is dead anyways… 😬 #feedyourgrass

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*is he thinking about me?*
*is he looking at me??*
Me: ☠